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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    What does that one mean? (Singing) I stumped the cougar. I stumped the cougar. OMG -- I just Googled "DVDA porn". This is what I got: DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal OUCH!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    What does that one mean? Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    And when you stay the night at a dude's house, then stop somewhere on the way back to your house the next morning (like meeting one of your girlfriends you ditched the night before for breakfast and then giving all the sordid details of the dude you hooked up with), you're called a "Dirty Stay Out". A new phrase ..."dirty stay out" Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's on my list of things to do this month. All of my neighbors use the same housekeeper.... she charges $100 for the 1st "big clean" on her 1t visit, then $60 a week after that. I'll have to find the checklist she uses, I have it around here somewhere. I remember thinking "you supposed to dust the door moulding??"!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    And when you stay the night at a dude's house, then stop somewhere on the way back to your house the next morning (like meeting one of your girlfriends you ditched the night before for breakfast and then giving all the sordid details of the dude you hooked up with), you're called a "Dirty Stay Out". Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm going to be in Z-Hills from Thursday night to late Monday afternoon. Maybe a day trip to Sebastian. Not too sure on that one yet. Kinda emotional about Sebastian right now. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    Do cougars wash their food like raccoons do? Can definitely see the purpose for the hot tub if so. Hmmmmm.... I think you're on to something. Are you saying its just my cougarific animal instinct to drink some wine and play in the jacuzzi first? Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm a chick. Bwaahaahaa! big bottle of wine... Good luck, Lucky! Sorry to disappoint but I'm not bi. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    So, how YOU doin'? Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    29. Sorry if I'm not bringing my A game to the forums today. It's not one of my better days. Don't apologize. You're doped up. No worries!! But only 29??? Hell, I'm old enough to be your mother!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm a chick. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed? Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    Play in the stirrups? Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    EDITED because.... because.... I'd get busted! Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    Play with their prey or PRAY with their play...as in saying Grace?! Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - Lucky Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    I thought for sure "naughty thoughts" would be a part of this thread!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    Cool!! My Dad is a retired cop. He would be so proud of his little girl.... NOT. And as long as my Dad doesn't see the pics on Facebook from the other night I guess I still get my allowance! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yeah, but we didn't mention video in this thread. I love Skittles!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    soooary....perhaps you should take her up on that challenge....maybe she'll cry out your name. peace i doubt she wants a 2 pump chuck.... Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    Cool!! My Dad is a retired cop. He would be so proud of his little girl.... NOT. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me. for some reason i dont think you can hand mcswervy even if she gave you the time,day, location.... Deedy, that's because I'm "Cougarific" and I could tear that tadpole ass up !! Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    Think they'll let us show our boobs?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm a chick. Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    Thanks!! And thanks again for taking my Cypres over to Kruse. Are you going to come to my 2009 Pre-Freezefest Fuckery Party at my house?? Night of Mayhem/Slumber party..... Check it out on my Facebook..... I'll send a Group Invite after I hear back from Liz on something..... You gotta come. My poor neighbors!! I'm thinking beer, food, firepit and fireworks. We can practice for Freezefest Fuckery! Always be kinder than you feel.