LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    I didn't know if desperate times called for desperate measures. I hear those dudes from Craig's List make house calls. Hmmmm... Skittles, I think I'm sending you a present!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    And as you would say... I'm not posting pictures. You've seen the Facebook pics, right? That's about as daring as I'll get on the Internet.... I have a "code of conduct" clause at work! Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    Why didn't that work for me? Shrinkage. It was still pretty hot outside, I'm not buying shrinkage . I'm comfortable with my body. I'm not ashamed to say there (probably) wasn't any shrinkage. But when it grows it grows. (hence the reason i'm comfortable.) Well, as you men would say.... This post is WORTHLESS without PICTURES! Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    But you would a dude? Just askin'? Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    That is what she does to guys who don't buy her enough shoes and handbags. Nah. I buy my own stuff. That little joke was just when I was married. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    Well, I can think of one that I'd like to string up like that and then poke with hot needles for a bit. Oh wait, that's what voodoo dolls are for. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    or DVDA You guys must actively try to find the kinkiest types of porn possible. What guy would even want a chick to do ATM? I would never kiss a chick again if she did that. And do you really wanna be one of the dudes in on the DVDA? Why? Because of crossing swords?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    Kinda like this...... This is NSFW! Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm single right now but my last boyfriend I met at the dropzone. Shocking!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    Because cannonball you landed on the lower deck instead of the pool/lake Damn! If his aim is that bad, it wouldn't surprise me if chicks wouldn't let him near them. Was it Eddie Murphy who would make the voice and say, "That's not iiiiittttttt!" Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    No. I've learned my lesson about 'unsolicited physical contact.' Edit to add: for the record it was a school thing not a police thing. I have one of those little school girl outfits for special occasions. That would quickly turn into a police thing. No officer I swear I didn't touch her in the way she said I did. That was funny. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    Thanks for all the "crickies"!!! That was exactly what I was looking for! Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    No, didn't want my CK pervy friends to have any more ammunition than they already have. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    Coach isn't so bad. I actually like coach. Ok that's a down right lie. But I have to break my shit to fly 1st class. I was being sarcastic. I thought it was a rude comment to make. Oh Lisa, I'm sorry! I was only joking. My internet sarcasm comes across well, no? Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    No. I've learned my lesson about 'unsolicited physical contact.' Edit to add: for the record it was a school thing not a police thing. I have one of those little school girl outfits for special occasions. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    I ordered #1 and #3 !! #1 - The marker is the funny as shit because at the DZ, if you pass out drunk/fall asleep with your shoes on, your ass is fair game for Sharpies on the face. So, always take off your shoes and you'll get no marker fuckery if you pass out..... #3 - The eye "thing" is along the lines of when I told a 5 year old kid (sorry Melissa! Hahaha) to "ger used to it" when her face got splashed by liquid accidently. LOL. I'm a sick fucker. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    I don't remember seeing that one on T-shirt hell but I am going to check it again. I ordered a bunch of T-shirts from there and I'm waiting for them to come in. My favorite one is my signature line. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    Awwww. here is a hug to you {LuckyMcSwervy}! While you're back there I need a backscratch, too. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    I PROMISE to be gentle... For a little while, anyways. Need this? Holy shit. I have to have that! Do you know what website it is from?? The only place I would wear it would be the DZ. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    Watch out for all the queers down there. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yeah, that happened to me on a flight back from Jamaica a few years ago. I had to connect through MIA, like a zillion terminals away from I needed to be. I never go through MIA when I'm coming back internationally because Immigration/Customs took forever (in my experience) and I almost missed my flight. Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    I can't stand that stupid shit that goes around Facebook. Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    We are one of a kind, that's for sure. Always be kinder than you feel.