LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. That the one thing I didn't put down for fear of dudes not wanting to come over anymore.... So.... a pretty little Glock that fits so nicely in my ladylike hands. Absolutely, nothing's wrong with letting some people know that one is not afraid of protecting oneself should situation gets out of hand.....yes?!!! My dad also gave my a 22 it's so small it fit in the palm of my hand. Very true. OK guys, FYI.... I'm a good shot. And I ROCK at head shots. OK, enough of that from me so it doesn't get sent to SC. Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. I'm surprised my exHusband (I can count on one hand the times he told me he loved me over 13 years together...) didn't encourage me wanting to skydive when we were married knowing what he would've collected if we were still married and I went in... He's kicking himself now, I'm sure... Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. Employ her to rake the seaweed from the beach and clean my hut so she could earn money to get her A license when we were rescued. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. Anyone else care to spill the beans?? This is lunch hour entertainment for me. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. Edited because I was a stupid bitch..... So.... a pretty little Glock that fits so nicely in my ladylike hands. And about 300 rounds is hidden somewhere in my house and only I know where it is. Thanks, Daddy!! I forgot to include my passport last time. It needs a lot more stamps!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. Dammit, I must have missed another good story. Last time I had vertigo was when I was skiing in a white-out at Arapahoe Basin above the tree-line. Wasn't much fun, but it was exciting when I skied over a 15 foot drop-off I never saw. (Skiing the 30" of new snow at Loveland was nice today.) Nope... didn't miss anything. I wish I had a good story to go along with it but Friday morning I leaned back in the shower to wash my hair and then my whole world started spinning... very boring.. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. The psycho ex-boyfriend would leave me love notes on kitchen counter for me to find when I got home from work. I did save them and all of the sappy cards he gave me. They're in a box for a summer "boyfriend bonfire". Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Depends... Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Imagine her looking like a nice rockmartin. I'm more of a Jimmy Choo.
  10. Lucky you. I've got absolutely nothin' lined up for quite a while. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. Find him another shoe to bang. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. : : No humps... whatever. Grrrr... that's why I've been cranky lately. No jumps. I've had vertigo since Friday morning. No jumping for me. Saturday ended up being too windy for me anyway. Today would've been nice. Oh well. There's always another day. But... I did get my water training Saturday night. YAY! No beer owed. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. My ex-husband got to keep the really good ones in the divorce. DAMN him!! Yeah, he kinda needs them for work. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. I only have one pair - god knows who left with the other ones My ex-husband got to keep the really good ones in the divorce. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. I actually opened them to take a peek to see what was in there (Actually it's 4 drawers on 2 nightstands.. been a while since I opened it... Hahahha): Condoms (in date, of course ) Lube (just in case... you never know ) Toys (shocking, I know ) Candles Lighter Blinders Earplugs Flashlight Scarves Digital Camera Blistex Lip Gloss April 2009 Parachutist Mouse Pad Lunesta Binoculars Magic 8 Ball Wine opener/corkscrew Book - Down & Dirty Sex Secrets by Tristan Taormino Batteries Cat treats Rosary beads Thesaurus Date book Does anyone want to own up to having my 2 pairs of furry handcuffs that aren't accounted for?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. That is COOL!! Have fun... take pics!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. Is she charging more than you are willing to pay? Have you tried haggling with her My offer stands at 4 jello shots and a back rub. Nevermind. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Baby powder with cornstarch?? DON'T MAKE A PASTE!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. I hate Tequila......I am dangerous on Tequila! LOL + 1 UGH. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Explain there's no fascination, just opportunity. Explain that there isn't going to be much of a difference between 21 and 25 so she may as well drop her limits to 21. Would be his helper when he builds a bamboo deck. Crawl into a giant bowl and act like cougar food. Maybe I'm vegetarian. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Explain there's no fascination, just opportunity. Explain that there isn't going to be much of a difference between 21 and 25 so she may as well drop her limits to 21. Would be his helper when he builds a bamboo deck. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. Explain there's no fascination, just opportunity. Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. Protect her from DaGimp's wife. Always be kinder than you feel.