LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. Hmmm........ where would I find someone with an equally as naughty thought process?? Let me think, let me think.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. Too bad. You brought this up, you live with the consequences... Are you going to clean up the "mess"????? Depends.... what'll you give me? A steam cleaner and some paper towels. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. I keep thinking of that question and it scares me. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. I knew you'd say do it!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. Too bad. You brought this up, you live with the consequences... Are you going to clean up the "mess"????? Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. I don't exactly want an orgy in my living room or backyard. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. OK, now I'm skeered. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Have fun! One of my best friends is a comic and has opened for him. He's supposed to be an insufferable prick off stage. He's still funny as hell though... Enjoy!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. Someone recently suggested we play this game at my next party when everyone is well lubed on Jager and Patron. Are we too old for this?? That was my initial reaction... If you think not... give me some good questions for "truth" and also some suggestions for "dare". Thanks. Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. ck And you have to say the rhyme: "See a penny, pick it up. All the day you'll have good luck!!"
  11. Thanks, Skittles. I'm flattered. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. Hey - do you know the "secret of the peas"?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Forget about it.... Tell the girlfriend to make sure the stones are gone when you get home Sunday night from Cross Keys' Luau Wow season opener this weekend. Edited to say I voted WTF was she thinking.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. Some people run up a hell of a bar tab to accomplish that. I know!! LOL... I guess I'm just "lucky". Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. I would sadly tell you I don't do one night stands. Then i'd pour some whiskey in you because now i know that you skychicks are "pretty easy" And you'd again be disappointed because I don't drink whiskey and I'm not easy even when I'm drunk. Ask around. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. I would sadly tell you I don't do one night stands. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. Sorry, the boys' freedom comes first. And I don't wear a skirt for ANY woman. Oh well. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Give him some boxers for under his kilt. I really don't want to see junk when we're sitting around a camp fire waiting to be rescued. Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Do you have to admit you posted something if you've already banged that person(s)? I'm just thinking maybe that's why more people aren't fessing up... because it's already known. I don't really want anyone to know who I'm banging/not banging. Too much drama. Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. Ask to borrow said coconuts this weekend for Cross Keys' Season Opener Luau-Wow!! Always be kinder than you feel.