LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    You don't require a size 8/medium as a maximum standard sizing guide for the chick you're making breakfast? Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    Whys that? They're the ones that get the most action. But who wants a weenie that gets stuck between your two front teeth? Not moi. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    Ewwwwww.... there goes my appetite for dinner. That's ok - he's more like a sample weenie you see at the grocery store. How unfortunate. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Are you guys are turning this into an ATM thread? Ewwwwww.... there goes my appetite for dinner. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    Oh yeah.... the W.E.B. The Badge ones were good!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    DAYUM! Well done cheesemiester! + 1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy
    knew I could count on you to show up here
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    knew I could count on you to show up here
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    Mine fit like a friggin' glove. Absolutely perfect!!! Ask DanO to measure you. He did mine... Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Awwwwwwww shit! OK, shit's getting boring. I'm going to bed. Alarm is going to go off in 2.5 hours. Shit!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    What did you beat into the brownie batter? Those records are sealed. Ski again. So would you call that a 'Secret Recipe'? Turtle ofcourse. 2 all beef patties, SPECIAL SAUCE, . . . You're doing it wrong. I always do . . . Ski - AGAIN! This shit is getting old. Very old. Shit for brains. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm watching CSI and I've already seen this commercial twice. Laughed my ass off the first time I saw it. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    One of my girlfriends has lost at least 3 nice cell phones in the toilets at work in the last 2 years or so. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    Does anyone remember the blowie scene in Bruno? I saw that movie yesterday and almost peed myself laughing so hard. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    Years and years ago I couldn't find my cell phone to save my life. I was on call for work and was freaking because the cops needed to get ahold of me because there was going to be a big drug round up that I was going to be needed for to issue the arrest warrants. I wasn't staying home all night waiting for their call so they were going to call my cell when they were ready for me. As a last resort I ended up having them call my then boyfriend's (now my xH) cell to get me. Where did I eventually find my cell phone? A couple of days later it was buried in the kitty litter box. I found it while I was "scooping". I still wonder if it was my little Sydney Lynn or McGarrett who put it there. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    You 2 need to quit this silly "shit" shit. Deedy!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    Even I am trying to figure out if this includes me. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    Making Shah a sammich?
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    Making Shah a sammich?
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    Huh? Did ya need a comma in there somewhere? Why's that poor pussy so cold? Maybe because Shah isn't there to warm it up for her. You should shush!! I'm slaving away in a hot kitchen over here!!
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    Does V know you got a Scot in you? Scuba Boy is a Scot. You creepin' with my man?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    I think I'm the only person in the world who has never had a coffee from Starbucks. It is Wawa coffee for me!! Cheap and delicious!! 1/2 regular coffee and 1/2 skim milk. Can't mess that up!! Once in awhile I do "slum it" and grab a coffee from Dunkin' Donuts. It is kinda bitter. Pffffffttt.... yucky. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    I can't believe no one picked up on the smart ass V.C. Andrews comment. The Flowers in the Attic series?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    Huh? Did ya need a comma in there somewhere? Why's that poor pussy so cold? Actually, that was a crossover from our Facebook conversation. Here's the link to the news article: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/20-Frozen-Kitties-Found-at-Alleged-Cat-Hoarders-Moms-House-Cops-103715139.html I referenced it jokingly put the story made me really sad. Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    And you can stop shaving your legs. Always be kinder than you feel.