LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. I thought Lisa claimed 49? It's a shame I can't claim the 3 glasses of pinot noir I had tonight. 3 for one special, tonight only. 49 Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. It's kind of sad when you're eligible for medical marijuana and people all of a sudden want to be your friend. Dummies don't even know I don't do that stuff. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. It's a shame I can't claim the 3 glasses of pinot noir I had tonight. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. Nevermind. I was putting my work hat on but I'm tired. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. OH. That makes sense . . . I thought it was Kiss While I . . . Oh nevermind! Yes, definitely makes more sense than whatever was going through your mind! Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. I am so sorry for your loss. Damn. How horrible. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. Married is great. Notice they all said EX-wives. . . That's probably a good description of just about every ex-wife. Well, I heard what my exHusband told his whores about me and it was all lies. Shocker. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. Amen, too true. Make it out to Seattle and we'll take you in ours.
  9. How the hell do so many of you guys know so much about this subject?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. That sounds like most every description I've heard of an ex-wife. Awwww... that's sad. That's when you're supposed to be the most in action. When you're married. Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. DirtySwervy and HornyTurtle I'm all talk no action though. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. I get it, BTW. Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. Oh, I'd never tell you to loan a book; Not one book I ever loaned was returned. +1 Especially the hardbacks. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. They were probably just rentals. I "assumed" they were hookers but with his money he could've bought higher quality hoes. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. Well, you don't need to give it away; You could just loan it out occasionally. That way you still get it back afterward. [runs] Or rent... If it flies, floats or fucks, you are better off renting than owning. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. OMG those women were disgusting. He's no prize either. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. Well, you don't need to give it away; You could just loan it out occasionally. That way you still get it back afterward. [runs] It's not a library book. No one has met my prerequisites. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Paging Dr. Deedy... Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Good question!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. Thanks. I usually take a lot of flack for it. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Thanks! Irish whiskey and Irish cream in the coffee . . . Not as cold outside anymore. 51 Oh hell. If that counts my Hot Chocolate and RumChata should count. When I drink it tonight, that is. Only if it's really just "Flavored" Rum, with some chocolate sprinkles. Irish wisky - 9 parts, Irish Cream 2 Parts, Coffee-1 part. That sounds delicious but I don't have anything like that in my house that would work. I think I have old DonQ from a few Puerto Rico boogies ago but I don't think it would be good anymore. The RumChata is already mixed up and chocolate milky looking. Guess I'm out until I can crack a Red Stripe tonight. It's been in my refrigerator for about a year and a half or so... maybe two years. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Why? Just cuz. Well, cheer up! I've never heard of a sad turtle. Awwe jeeze. I am SO waiting for a reason to post this one! Love it! Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. Amen, too true. Make it out to Seattle and we'll take you in ours.
  24. Thanks! Irish whiskey and Irish cream in the coffee . . . Not as cold outside anymore. 51 Oh hell. If that counts my Hot Chocolate and RumChata should count. When I drink it tonight, that is. Always be kinder than you feel.