banesanura
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I think I'll start hanging out at MENSA meetings. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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yeah his name is on the lease. I was thinking about speaking to an attorney who specializes in evictions about kicking him out. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Bolas- I love how you always try and watch out for me. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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So I live with two guys. One is a great guy and the other one is quite franky a fucking BUM. When I first moved in he said that he was going to be buying a bed turns out that he's been sleeping on the couch for - the past year. Then I notice my vodka running lower than usual. He drinks my liqour with out replenishing it! Then the cable gets cut off. He hasn't paid the bill even though I gave him money! He doesn't buy toothpaste he uses mine- he doesn't buy shampoo he uses mine. He doesn't clean- my house boys have to. So I've had to litterally hide things in my room so he wouldn't touch them! At this point I don't even know what to do. I'm concerned because he's always drunk or high and I think he needs serious help. I don't care what people do, but its negatively affecting his life and mine. Any advice?! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Abu Ghraib- I have a video of me punching a guy in the stomach a million times. It looks just like those movies- minus the beheading. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I think PA's are awesome. Especially if you start dating him get him to a giesh piercing and you can lock him up!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Congrats!!! Yeah I've done the internet dating thing and met some cool people. I've only tried, CL and fitness singles, and BDSM personals ahahaha! I've had some pretty interesting dates with people that I've met on the internet... I remember I was at dinner and a guy asked me if i would mind if he could get me pregnant! OMG. I amost choked. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I meet men on a regular basis, at the gym, bar, walking in the street, club, dance class.... but they never seem to interest me. I feel like I had a terrible case of ADD and just get bored and move on to the next thing. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I'm a curious single woman who's wondering how people meet their GF/BF's. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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It's hard to find a good video with decent sound quality BUt I love this song. And I'm so going to this festival next year- I don't need to be from haiti. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5NxROqQSSU Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Banging your ex's gf is small potatoes. Try getting with her mom. How? Study red wines. Lots of em. Have a wine tasting... :) Best Girl Scout Ever.
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A virgin? Why do you want a virgin pops? Buy a ticket to the Jonas brothers concert. OR Just take a regular chicka and stick in the back. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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You get them drunk then they wouldn't and couldn't run that far. Then tell them you skydive. Bring pampers. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Alright kiddies- ask your most difficult dating question and with my expertise, I will help you solve your dating problems! Nothing like dating advice from me! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Lacey boyshorts- or the new term "cheekies" (every company makes them different size width) Best Girl Scout Ever.
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That's why this shit should be left to the professionals. no pun intended. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I agree. REAL pole dancing is hard shit. I try to practice as much on my pole at home. It takes alot of strength to do alot of the moves. Plus I only have 8.5 feet of pole to work with. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I'm still doing the Pro Dom gig. I clean this estate part time. (I was laid off from my vanilla job. Tribune went bankrupt and laid of a shit load of people) Pro Dom is doing well, but I wanted to ensure that I have a steady flow of cash. My unemployment insurance starts Jan 20th...
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Omg. Most americans pronounce it wan it a Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I don't get that joke. I call myself Juanita b/c I'm Mexican and cleaning houses....can I get anymore stereotypical? hahahah Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Yes. You heard it here. Add housekeeper to my resume. I'm a housekeeper at an estate in South Barrington. It's awesome. I can't sleep. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC4DvPgy-vk&feature=related Best Girl Scout Ever.
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My roommates freaking LOVe me. I brought in the stripper pole goodness into the house. I've provided houseboys to clean. I hung up framed posters of naked girls.... Well compared to the last roommate...who was a super uptight...he used to kumbaiya in the living room... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Could any part of your life be interesting enough to be a movie?
banesanura replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
Mine would be an action/thriller....or a porno. Best Girl Scout Ever. -
I called turtle to sober up....not working. I went to the diner to sober up...not working. I sat on my couch with full eskimo attire...not working. I put on some jamiroquai..........not working. Fuck!!!!! And Im out of smokes. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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back on the pot. Again. Upset stomach. Best Girl Scout Ever.