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  1. Nope. If you wanna see my boobies, you're going to have to work for it. Which is why no one has seen them yet. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  2. Good. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  3. Errr...I was talking about Skyfest. You're going to be there, right?? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  4. Damn! The boobie sammich wasn't enough for ya, eh?? Well, shit! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  5. Whatever. You haven't seen anything YET! Just wait. If J is going to call me "trouble" then I must live up to the name... "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  6. Ha! I almost died choking on my oatmeal stout while reading this! Damn you, don't do that! A-game, baby...you know what I'm talking about. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  7. What the fuck ever! I didn't even make it out there, and I know better... Geezus! You'd better have your A game on at Skyfest, Turtle!!! That's all I'm going to say. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  8. Right, you are! I still love Myth Busters, those sexy little nerds... "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  9. Careful, demon...we don't want the cream filling from all those twinkies coming out of your nose! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  10. True... Can't argue with that! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  11. dirtyB

    Mmm...RedHeads!

    Ummm, ewwww!!! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  12. dirtyB

    Drunk Dial List

    Seriously?? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  13. Depends...how many do you have now? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  14. Turtle! You are so close, yet so far!! I'm going to miss seeing you this weekend. I guess I'll have to wait until Skyfest, now. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  15. I've got to second that. I was/am way hotter than my now ex boyfriend AND my ex husband, for sure. They didn't know what they had, obviously. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  16. I just caught an episode of Myth Busters last night in which they attempted to bust the skydiving scene in Point Break. You know, where Keanu Reeves jumps without a rig, catches up to Swayze, they have an arguement in freefall and then land holding onto each other... Why didn't they just ask...anyone who's ever been skydiving could've told them there's NO WAY any of those things (except maybe one) could happen in reality. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  17. Oh, come on! I wasn't the ONLY one thinking it... "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  18. Ewwww! Oh God!! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  19. dirtyB

    I'm DIVORCED!

    Well, congratulations!! I know the feeling...mine was final in November. The bastard hung on for almost 3 years!! Free at last, free at last!! Go celebrate!
  20. dirtyB

    Drunk Dial List

    Yeah, smart move...and I'll just sit back and watch your ass get bigger as you try squeeze it into a minivan with a soccer ball magnet on bumper. How's that for role reversal. I'm down! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  21. dirtyB

    Drunk Dial List

    Hahaha Hahaha! True...yet, they keep coming back!! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  22. dirtyB

    Drunk Dial List

    Oh, I KNOW what MY role is...and it aint bringing beer and sammiches, baby. Although, I'm good at that...just like EVERYTHING else. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  23. dirtyB

    Vicodin

    Yup! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  24. Don't listen to him...he's all bark and no bite "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2
  25. dirtyB

    Drunk Dial List

    Bolas...your thread has gotten WAYYYYY off track. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2