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  1. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    That's okay. They almost made ME spit wine on my screen! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  2. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    Somehow...I just get the feeling I shouldn't open that! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  3. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    Now THOSE I like! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  4. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    Yeah....but I ain't gettin' none! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  5. Ha! I finished that glass of wine just before you posted those! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  6. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    You two stop that RIGHT now! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  7. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    Thanks! I almost spit wine all over the screen! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  8. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    (Boinky sniffles sadly) But...but....but....I really WAS trying to help. (shuffles off to go drown her sorrows in her wine cooler) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  9. LMAO!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  10. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    Poor Squeak. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  11. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    LMAO!!![/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  12. boinky

    Cat food HELP

    We're about to get a new kitten.
  13. Ah-hah!!! I found my other spoons! Turns out I have 42 already. My daughter and I have just come to an agreement that when I die, she'll get the cabinets, with the understanding that they'll go to my granddaughter when she matures and is on her own! I'm making my very own legacy! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  14. Now that's creative! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  15. 1. Teleporter The problem: Everyone wants to get where they're going, faster, with less time in airplanes and security lines. The solution: Make like Spock and beam yourself there. Ten-year odds: Vanishingly small. Yes, scientists have managed to teleport information using the principles of quantum physics. These techniques could one day transform communications, but they won't transport a human. Idea courtesy of Yanki Margalit, CEO of Aladdin Knowledge Systems, and others. 2. A Go-Anywhere Phone The problem: Dropped calls. Lack of network coverage. Incompatible systems from country to country. The solution: A phone that works everywhere. Ten-year odds: Very high. If you have the bucks, you can already use satellite phones pretty much anywhere you can see the sky--but good luck in the London tube or downtown Manhattan. The closest thing currently in existence is probably Thuraya's combination satellite/GMS mobile phone, which roles over from one system to the other depending on your location. But so far, its service doesn't extend to the Americas, East Asia or Australia. Idea courtesy of Dipchand Nishar, director, Google, and many others. 3. Electronic Paper The problem: Paper, paper, everywhere--but you can't download the news (or search the Web) on it. The solution: Electronic paper as light, readable and flexible as regular paper, but with the capabilities of a computer. Ten-year odds: Fair. Companies including Xerox, E-Ink, Philips, and Apple are rumored to be working on it. Then again, companies have supposedly been "working on it" for more than decade now. Idea courtesy of Craig Federighi, CTO of Ariba, and others. 4. A Household Chores Robot The problem: No one wants to clean house. The solution: Robots. Ten-year odds: High. There's already the Roomba, iRobot's automatic vacuum cleaner. So how hard can it be to invent one that also makes the bed, does the dishes and scrubs the toilet? Idea courtesy of Bernard Louvat, CEO of InQ, and others. 5. The Universal Gadget The problem: Too many gadgets to juggle. The solution: One that does it all. Ten-year odds: Very high. Apple's new iPhone, for one, promises to roll a music and video player, e-mailer, telephone, Web browser and camera into one. Idea courtesy of Peter Young, vice president of MedImmune, and many others. 6. Smart Head Implants The problem: Our brains may be creative, but they lack the power and speed of computers. The solution: Implant chips in your brain. Ten-year odds: Very low. Scientists have implanted chips in rat brains, but we are very far from "jacking into the net" like the cyber-punks of science fiction. Idea courtesy of Richard Gingras, CEO of Goodmail Systems. 7. The Bubble The problem: The noise, dirt and hassle of daily life. The solution: Travel in a protective bubble. Ten-year odds: Low. Try combining a Segway, a rain poncho and a set of Bose noise-cancelling headphones instead. Idea courtesy of Carl Wilson, CIO of Marriott International. 8. A Universal Language Translator The problem: You're in Beijing this week and Berlin the next--and you just haven't had time to master both Mandarin and German. The solution: A simultaneous, all-language text and sound translator. Ten-year odds: Middling. Translation programs exist, and they are getting better, but we are still a very long way from an electronic version of the Babel Fish, the critter from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that sits in your ear and makes foreign words instantly understandable. Idea courtesy of Atefeh Riazi, CIO of Ogilvy, and others. 9. A Convenient And Inexpensive Water Desalinator The problem: One in five humans has no access to safe drinking water. The solution: Turn the oceans into clean drinking water using desalination techniques. Desalination exists, but it is expensive and energy-intensive. A cheaper method could hydrate vastly more people and crops. Ten-year odds: Middling. The science is advancing year by year. Idea courtesy of Bob Beauchamp, CEO of BMC Software. 10. Advanced Autopilot For Cars The problem: Paying attention to the road can be so dull and time-consuming. The solution: Sophisticated autopilot. Tell the car your destination and it handles the rest--while you nap, read or answer e-mails. Ten-year odds: Depends on what you mean. Cars are getting more automated, spurred in part by competitions like the DARPA Urban Challenge, which is drawing university robotics teams. For ordinary consumers, door-to-door driverless service is a distant dream, but we may soon have cars that can communicate with other vehicles or pilot themselves along stretches of sensor-equipped "smart highways." Idea courtesy of Kenneth Auman, CIO of The Hartford, and others. 11. A Physical Search Engine The problem: You lose stuff. The solution: A "physical" search engine. Ten-year odds: Low. It could work if everything you owned had a chip installed (perhaps RFID). But the technical hurdles are huge. Plus, how much would you really pay to be reminded that your car keys are under the sofa cushions--again? Idea courtesy of Cameron Forbes, CIO of Channell Commercial, and others. 12. A Time Machine The problem: You made an egregious mistake yesterday. The solution: Go back in time and redo the day without the blooper. Ten-year odds: Zero. Backward time-travel is impossible according to our current understanding of physics. Idea courtesy of Zach Nelson, CEO, NetSuite. 13. Automatic Weight-Loss Belt The problem: Losing weight takes so much dieting and exercise. The solution: Jiggle it off while you watch television or work. Ten-year odds: Poor. The closest thing we have to "automatic" is plastic surgery. Idea courtesy of Sam Starr, CEO of Sterling Commerce. 14. Perfect Vision Correction The problem: As your eyes get old, they play tricks on you, and trifocals are no fun. The solution: A corrective procedure that restores your eyes to 20-20 vision. Ten-year odds: Middling. LASIK surgery can already correct basic near- and far-sightedness, but surgeons can't yet solve all problems related to aging eyes. Idea courtesy of Tom Bishop, CTO, BMC 15. Youth Pill The problem: Your youth and beauty are fading fast. The solution: Take a pill and stay young forever. Ten-year odds: Vanishingly small. There are plenty of ways to fake it cosmetically, but that's not really the same thing. Look on the bright side: Life expectancy is getting longer. Idea courtesy of Robert Davidson, CIO of Tiffany and Co. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  16. Man, I'd hate it if I lost mine. I'd hate to have to start over. Yup. That sounds about right. Actually, I've never polished mine before, so I don't know how they're going to turn out when I do. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  17. Yeah...me too! My boyfriend took a look at all of my stuff and said, "Man, that's a lot of 'stuff'" and my landlord called me a pack rat. Most of my stuff is either neatly displayed in cabinets or shelves. The rest is now very organized and put into storage bins. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  18. C'mon...whoever you are....fess up! We want to smother you with congratulations!
  19. Well durn..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  20. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  21. Hmmmmmm........how long would it take you to get here? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
  22. I kept waiting for you two to bring me dinner. But no dinner showed up at my door. So, I ended up having microwaveable pepperoni pizza wedges. Those are healthy....aren't they? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance