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Nope. Too late! I'll be looking for a "leg humper" replacement for you immediately! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What? Wait just a darned minute!! I let you hump my leg and I don't even get an "honorable mention?" See if I let you hump MY leg again! (Boinky stalks off to pout) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Looks like I'm on the "unpopular" list! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah. I'm not feeling the love here either! I guess the cow I had for her will just stay in Texas....unloved. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I have sun shades on my front windows when I'm not in the vehicle. Can't see in the front of the truck. Sliding rear window is heavy tinted, so you can't see into that easily at night. Side windows are slightly tinted, still hard to see into at night. Upper console doors were closed. No evidence of anything in them. Ashtry compartment slides into truck dash. Is always kept slid in. Center console had the mail. Was closed. Poker chip case UNDER the rear bench seat, BEHIND some blue sun shades and the first aid kit that you see in the seat in the picture. Nothing was left out in the open to warrant a break in. Just an ordinary, dirty truck. And did I say anything about a diamond ring or any jewelry getting stolen? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah....what YOU said! Unfortunately....you're welcome. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

The weirdest thing is that the truck supposedly has some sort of passive anti-theft thing. If someone attempts to open the vehicle without a key, I thought it was supposed to make the alarm go off. But I think that's only if you use the door locks to make illegal entry. It has been suggested that there's some sort of tool that can "jimmy" a sliding rear window. Looks like I might need to look into some sort of lock for that, huh? The keys are computer chipped. It won't start, key-wise, unless a key has been computer programmed. I don't know what would happen if someone broke in and hotwired it though. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yup. Very grateful indeed. But no...I would NEVER leave my gear in the vehicle. Hell, when I plan a trip out of town, I've always refused to pre-pack the truck until the morning of departure, for this very fear. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[dripping sarcasm] Well thank you for being so sympathetic to my plight. [/dripping sarcasm] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yesterday morning, I headed out to put my skydiving gear into my truck. I noticed that my locks didn't click they way they normally do when I open the truck, but didn't pay it much attention. But when I opened the driver's door...I found out that someone had broken into my truck over the weekend. I didn't notice when I was walking out to load the truck, but the sliding window looking out onto the bed of the truck was completely open. After careful inventory, it seems that the only things that they took were an ashtray full of change. Probably $4-$5 worth. And a VERY nice poker chip case full of chips. You'll see the stray red chips left in the rear seat. A real slap in the face. There was a pair of Oakley sunglasses, in their case, in the overhead console. As you can see, they left those. And there were cd's in the doors and they left those too. Maybe they didn't like my taste in eyewear and music? There was also a spare key to my house under the ashtray. Fortunately, they didn't take THAT, or that could've be real trouble. I'm upset about the missing things. And more upset about the fact that what they took will cost me more to replace than it will get them for resale. And the money was pathetic. Do you have ANY idea what Ford charges to replace stupid stuff like ashtrays??? But even those things aren't what has me upset the most. I feel personally violated. They went through every single thing in the truck. You never really think about what you have in your vehicle until something like this happens. I had some mail, receipts for repairs and maintenance on the truck. And the original receipt from when I bought the truck. Had they taken those...they could've stolen my identity (not that they would've gotten much). I did go skydiving, just because I needed to get away and air my mind. But when I got home, it was night. I couldn't sleep. Every time I heard a door slam, I wondered if it was MY truck door. I'm pretty grumpy and tired today. And having a self-pity party. Here's my question for you: Do you know what's in YOUR vehicle? Do you have money? Jewelry? Personal mail? Anything that could help them steal YOUR identity? I was lucky. No damage to the vehicle and very little stolen. But please use me as a bad example and go out and investigate what you have in your vehicle. Before you learn the hard way. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yup, it's his birthday today. And the scariest part is that the sick puppy can join POPS as of today. Damn Billy...you're getting OLD!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Shell, if you can name those women, I'm impressed. I gave up. But I still oohed and aahed over the skill with which they were put together so flawlessly.

You're all welcome for the link. I was so amazed and impressed with it that I had to share.

This video is amazing. The guy has taken dozens of "women in film" and made a video of morphing one face into another. Damned impressive! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

YEAH! What she said! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What in the hell does this have to do with "Boobie fest" anyway? Moobies are BAD! I like a nice clean cut hair style on a man. It can be military style or a handsome "man's" style. But I don't care for long hair on guys. As for the body....I LOVE men with hairy chests.

I came in 5'th in the late game. The cards just weren't kind to me tonight. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah! What she said! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh....I am. But I've found a site that I can get those for myself! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Would a "pretty please" help? (flutters eyelashes cutely) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Do those things come with instruction manuals??? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[BLUE]NICE!!![/B][/BLUE] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yup...them's the ones! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Pssssssttttt.........don't forget the yummy shortbread cookies for your honey! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm a "spoonie."