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  1. The only person that I know that can be deciding between west coast and east coast and end up missing the whole darn continent You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  2. Seems like there was more to this originally You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. I don't, but it's mainly because there are some 8 year old girls that could probably grow a better beard than I can. On the plus side, I only have to shave every few days You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. Do they make one that comes with someone to operate it? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. I gues as an older, wiser, more worldly individual I should instead mentor you and teach you the ways to really, really hate Clemson
  6. Everybody, meet my new bestest friend Billy
  7. Is that restoration or reconstruction You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. two girls and a what? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. Dude, he's in Alabama-electricity and running water are iffy and you're asking about cable?
  10. Don't know about "nice" but "little" is probably correct You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. You know you got to be just a bit OCD to notice that
  12. When the missus comes down with a case, I always recommend a dose of "Dr. Divot's Magic Root Oil" to coat, sooth, and relax the throat. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. If I could blow myself, I'd be single You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. futuredivot

    Woohoo!!!

    Dude, if she were rooming with you she'd need to sign a release
  15. Hear that, hushpuppy-better sell now before your property values crash
  16. See, more teeth than the home side at Bryant-Denny Stadium You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. Is that because he wants you to go away or because he wants you to find your way back?
  18. Thanks, I hadn't thought about goals but now you've given me one-I want to figure out how to cock block someone from the other side of a continent
  19. You should go shopping for it on Jan 1. It seems to me that the best part of being a bama fan is not having to save New Year's Day for watching bowl games You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. He needs to talke to Fast Eddie and get tips on accessorizing
  21. Is that for "O crap-LSU is gonna stomp our butts" ? or "O why O why do I wear these doofy-looking sweaters", Just curious You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. Nah-he didn't touch it, but hadn't Tex already had a sideline warning? It's time to issue those "get-back" coaches baseball bats You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. Wow, Psycho-we never knew........we suspected, but never knew You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  24. Is that where J gets a big grin on his face and Billy grabs his ankles? I don't wanna watch that game if you don't mind You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  25. Do what I do when I'm traveling. Right before you leave home, piss all over the toilet seat. That way you know she'll think about you while you're gone