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  1. If I had only known....I would have been more than happy to let you burn off energy packing my rig that's been wadded up in the closet since July
  2. Test driver-Sybian Product International You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  3. A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman..' 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!' You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  4. Heck, even with a full body erection he's 2 inches short of reaching "the spot" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  5. Spence, Do they have any A/C maintenance on the airport? I haven't been able to get an airport guide and google hasn't been my pal You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  6. People that expect me to give a frog's fart about their pet peeves. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  7. Does the same thing happen when you're banned? I thought I'd ask an expert You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  8. More importantly to a lot of women that I've known-gets turned on ONLY on command. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  9. I visited a corporate flight department in Alabama once. I walked in and saw a P51, T6, and T28 and said "Wow, does he have a daughter my age?" Ducked under a wing and walked in to a B25 and the most pristine DC3 I've ever seen. "Hell, does he have any sons my age". It is all about priorities You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  10. Without even trying I can think of at least three more effective ways for you to get his attention You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  11. Been a long while-and I really don't care what they do, it's what they make me wait through. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  12. I was in line behind a young (teenage) couple yesterday at a stop-n-rob that were fishing pockets, purse, etc for change-I was reaching for my wallet to just pay for their whatever when I saw that they were trying to put together enough for one.........one.............just one pack of rolling papers. If you have to scratch change for papers, you probably shouldn't have bought the weed. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  13. Perhaps you should look at it a favor. Perhaps they're just afraid they might step on you. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  14. Tell ya what-do your best by the boy and if my schedule works out-I'll try to repay the favor next week as I come through You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  15. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What???? Don't like apples? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  16. Wow! can you get me a recipe link for that page? You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  17. Stay at work, they were probably "together" You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  18. Just kidding-I've been gone several weekends this year so far and I'll be on the road for two straight weekends in April. I need to be home when I can. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  19. I was counting on crashing with Hushpuppy but he doesn't have room You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  20. Really? I heard that you took that idea from somebody else Still trying to figure out how to get there at least for a day or so-it'd be good to see you again. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  21. You wearing a cup would be like Kojak wearing a hairnet Yeah, I'm just jealous that I won't be there-the boogie, not the car ride. You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  22. But we're not talking "under average height" we're talking "Under average doorknob height"-and that is short You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  23. Atlanta is looking at rain and lows in the 40's for the weekend. Glad I could do my little part to burst your bubble
  24. Then those must be some seriously effed up glasses You are only as strong as the prey you devour
  25. I've seen lots of people munching on raw veggies and ranch dressing so I thought I'd give it a try. You know, if you replace the ranch with thousand island.....and the carrots etc with pizza, it ain't half bad. I feel healthier already You are only as strong as the prey you devour