JohnDeere

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  1. It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! It was awesome meeting you!!!! I'll be back next weekend if the weather up here looks cold or sucky!! I didn't want to "disappear" early. Did you see all of those young/hot/gorgeous Air Force dudes that showed up Sunday???? Trust me, I did NOT want to leave!!! Sure you didnt. You just didnt want to leave BOB home alone all night. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  2. Buddy on (the) beach.... Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! You tell here! She could have atleast stayed around and met all of you gals BOB's Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  3. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! Sorry, got to disagree with you there too... BOB snores awfully hard - A while back i had this housemate whose BOB could be heard through her bedroom door. But its not snoring its vibrating. Hey if thats the only problem ladies im sure any one of will just leave the room when its time to goto sleep We dont have to stay the whole night just for the best part of it......we aint picky Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  4. Lay off the pipe? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  5. unless the batteries run out.(more than once a day) Fixed it Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  6. I havent been in there in a long time. I get banned way to much when im in there I havent been banned in a while thought so maybe i will try it out again. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  7. Like I always heard..... Theres only one place to go when your broke. To fucking work! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  8. Yes Ernie is still around. Mandy is also here, she left for a few years or so and came back. When did you jump up here?? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  9. I dont like that coment! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  10. Yes thank you sir! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  11. I dont think you have enought time! You should be planning the Boogie in Belize 6 Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  12. Please let us know how it turns out. Would like to know who helps you out. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  13. WOW Thanks! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  14. You jump at a great DZ! You should have no problems finding fun jumpers if you ask around. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  15. Thats what i meant! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  16. Actually if it changed 90 deg. it would change your down wind into your crosswind. Never spiral in the pattern! It depends on if you where first to land or last or in the middle. A couple of better plans would have been to A) Cont. on your crosswind (old down wind) to the correct alt. and turn 90 deg onto final. Or B) Finished your planned patter so as not to confuse others. All depends on how many people where before of after you to land. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  17. Not if it was one of my kids. Fuck everybody elses opinion its my kids Btw i voted for dove. It always seemed to go down better as a kid Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  18. So, you are suggesting that this rigger was NOT lazy? I've seen cutters with a loop around them. I haven't seen one that looks like this. Doesn't mean it cannot happen. I just find it unlikely. Not at all.....I was just saying that if he threaded it that way then he was lazy for that part. But the lines look like shit all together, he is lazy as shit for such a shity pack job. I was just responding to your post about the cutter being threaded that way. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  19. Trace 101 and Trace 102 are good videos Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  20. Hell yea he would we need more conservative moderators!
  21. Not a rigger...... maybe the closing loop after routed through (from the bottom) the closing loop looped back under the cutter. So when closing the pack job put tension on the closing loop and twisted it 180 deg??? That is the only thing that i can think of that would make sence. If the rigger threaded it from the top, then i would think he would just be lazy. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  22. Dont you know how to copy and paste??? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  23. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  24. What a stupid fucking looser! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  25. This is an E mail i got that is funny as shit! Send all hate mail to someone else! VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Television 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of t * ts in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. Why did God create woman ? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men.. until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the bullsh * t! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!