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"would 'Sir' like to smell the cap ?" Red (label) Thunderbird every time.. yummy. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Case closed.

I've always fancied learning to play the bagpipes. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Fuel air explosives ?

Is it just me thinking 'Giant Peach' rides ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

I suppose that could qualify for a disclaimer. I imagine selling a handgun would carry the same risks. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

You'll love this site then. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Have you tried any alternative therapy ? (accupuncture etc..) I have heard great things about these 'new' medical arts, although i also hear its not everyones cup of tea. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Glad your settling in Lisa. Do they still sell them twin otter tee shirts in the shop ? i wanted one in light brown. And is Rick still there ? groundsman/canopy chaser, he is one cool guy. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

You may be better attaching them to a pm (if thats possible), although video could be uploaded to skydivingmovies.com.

Faber has the word...Faber has the word.. I would like to be one of the first to congratulate you dude. So now your finally Pink Mincer Hat BASE#1 ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Sheila & Bruce are visiting Sydney harbour bridge whilst there're in town, Sheila "Bruce, i'm pregnant.. and if you don't marry me i going to jump." Bruce "Gee.. Sheila, your not only a good ride, but a bloody good sport too." And all along i was thinking my ex's were drinking to blot me out. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Or if you want to skimp on that, there is our National Health Service. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

They die don't they ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Did you also remove the hardware profile for the old burner ? You may also want to try another IDE ribbon too. Edit: always read the last line. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

The day i was born (its still a little hazy). -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Sorry i missed the last round of vibes Lori, i'll send you two lots now. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Most virgos are born in September, i think i read that somewhere too. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Same here believe it or not. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of his standard response of reassuring her that this wasn't the case, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. > > > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. > > > "How long will this take?" she asks. > > > "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. > > > The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" > > > He shrugged and said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?" > > > He lived, and with extensive therapy, he may even walk again !! ------------------------------------------------------ A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of this ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the f*cking wall!"" -------------------------------------------------------- A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper dad?" "You'll see", he replies. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating. "Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me." His daughter screams.. "Don't eat it Jimmy!.. It's a fu*king asshole. -------------------------------------------------------- Hope they help.

Good move man... i love chinese food. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Thanks.

I can't wait until they use that technology on TheHun. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Has anyone chartered a plane from Eloy to Perris whilst we're on the subject ? If so what sort of cost is involved ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Anybody else have to read that twice ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning