livendive

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  1. Some old schoolmarm. More importantly, are you finally bringing your ass to the Prairie this year?! It's been way too long, we need to jump & drink beer together! Plus, we can cruise over to (or possibly even jump into) the Lang Brewery where, as you know, they make pretty good beer. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. I have the "you smell like butt" shirt. It seems appropriate when skydiving. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. It's like a 6'6" hairy football player in a french maid outfit, ain't it? I'm not falling for it! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Just trying to help a brother out! Why am I afraid to click a link from you? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. What, that you know better, and you do everything~!? (running to hide).......................... I'm a fair cook, but I've never claimed to be good at housework. When you run off to hide, don't forget your cleaning supplies (and maybe a french maid outfit). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. LOL - You just might fit right in. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. My steak won't be burnt because grilling is the one aspect of cooking that is men's work. Additionally, camping wine glasses are otherwise known as plastic cups and I don't care if you break them. Other than that though, you seem to have it about right. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. 64 m, not doing it again because I'd rather just think I'm awesome. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. Mine's set up to save as long as I want, I just wasn't thinking of that Sunday night after LP...I thought we were talking about transferring it to VHS/DVD so I could send it do you. I know I couldn't send it to DVD (don't have a burner). I don't know if I could send it to VHS, but that doesn't matter anyhow. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. Seems to me Bush got the majority of the electoral votes in that one. But he didn't get a majority of the popular vote, thus the majority doesn't always rule. That's all I was saying. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. Luckily for us we still live in a country where majority rules (except in the Senate). ...and the 2000 presidential election. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. This thread is great for getting quotes out of people, such as the one above from Clay. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. Well, except for the majority of the American voting public that voted him back into office for a second term. All his re-election says is that the majority of Americans thought he wouldn't do as bad as Kerry. It says nothing about his ability to lead. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. Bwa-hah-hah! He may meet the definition of one who "rules" others, but he certainly doesn't meet the criteria of inspiring or motivating others to follow him. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. Actually, the Canuck test is much easier than that. I ask them if they have a bag of homo milk. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Ha hah! Either that man is not a Scot, or I've been lied to all these years about how much Scot's can drink. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. I did not and will not open it, and I'm a man. For some reason, I'm thinking something entitled "manporn" is more likely to involve naked men than naked women. I'm sure we'll still get the "Agh! My eyes!!!" type responses though. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. I'm curious how many men are going to open that attachment, and then act surprized if it's, well, exactly what it sounds like. "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. You're also going to organize a dz.com formation load, right? I like getting scared, and one Team Cypres load just doesn't have enough fear factor to keep me shaking for days. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. Bwa-hah-hah! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. I believe something similar was tried by a couple different people several years ago, when skysurfing was still getting a little attention. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. Are we there yet? It's looking like it's just you, me, Krisanne, and maybe some stragglers from the DZ. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. I must admit it did make me feel a little funny! Now where's that field of wildflowers picture I was going to paste him into? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. That's what I was thinking. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. I don't think I've ever seen a POPs formation load that didn't scare me...and I'm not POPs-eligible for a few more years, so I've been watching from the relative safety of mother earth! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)