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You are most certainly not sleeping on the floor next to us. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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It's a close neighbor of farting. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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No. I'm busy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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And it all started with the much maligned rec.skydiving (in the FAQ). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Uhh, no. The best you can hope for is that I'll share. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I agree. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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So we can carry on a great conversation without you being able to tune in. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Do you have any idea how many Philippino's are (or at least used to be) in the Navy? My understanding (subject to error) was that citizenship was dangled as a recruiting tool. Sure, it's just anecdotal coming from me, but I'd bet many Navy vets would back me up on it. Perhaps "Pacific Islander" data for Navy enlistment is available? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You can make $70/week selling plasma, or $50/hour packing parachutes, with the bonus of already being at the DZ. Now which sounds more attractive? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Putting up the tent will give her something to do while I grump around trying to fix whatever I break on the way. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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We have a grocery store in town that does not take debit or credit cards. Cash or check only. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do Nowhere to goooo... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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It's on my list of things to make sure I pack, and I asked Gia to remind me cuz my memory is shit. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I'm already spoken for in the event of a winning lottery ticket. I instantly become the captain of Gia's yacht, as well as her chef, sommelier, and cabana boy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I was sitting in a car with a buddy of mine on a Saturday afternoon, watching the girls in bikini's rollerblade by. Also in the car was his duty belt (with nightstick) and a license plate I'd found while out goofing off in the woods the night before. We went to jail for 5 days, me for "not returning lost property" (even though the DMV hadn't been open since I'd found it), him for a "concealed weapon" violation. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I don't remember what I dreamed about, but Gia told me what she dreamed about. Umm, Shannon, you need to get up out of my kool-aid!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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The boardwalk at Newport is really nice. The police in Newport...not so much (and there are a TON of them). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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If you would buy a real truck you wouldn't have to worry about all that. I'm not worried about it, I just want bonus points. Now shush up! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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When asked what's wrong, say "nothing". Ask us to do something and then complain about how we go about it. Point out our flaws to anyone who will listen. Bonus bitch points for doing it in front of us and our friends. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Do you really have to ask? Blues, Dave I'll look forward to my text message! This should be amusing. Do I get bonus multi-tasking points for pulling a trailer without any sort of equalizing hitch, sway control, or trailer brakes while all this is going on? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Do you really have to ask? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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So far we have a King Air and a Twin Otter, and they are working on some more stuff. It's a pretty good possibility that there's going to be a helicopter too as a "specialty" Cool...I wasn't worried so much about them being able to keep us in the air (though that's always nice), as what kind of chance we'd have at a dz.com record. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I thought I was the only one! Talk about an irrational fear, I wig out....start floating on my back, breathing shallow to keep max air in my lungs while I make little paddling gestures with my hands till I'm clear of it. Ugghhh....seaweed is GROSS! (unless it's in sushi) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Night jumps are a hoot. I'm not sure how many I've got, but I'd guess a couple dozen. As an instructor, I've had the pleasure of landing in the plane several times. I still don't like it. What scares me? Spiders...and seaweed touching me when I'm swimming. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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That's 35 dz.commers already committed with two months to go. What's the lift capacity going to be? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)