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  1. livendive
    Hey dickface, long time no see! I stopped by the bar Sunday and the bartender told me you'd been in and had asked her to tell me something, but she couldn't remember what it was. I figured you'd probably asked her to tell me about the crush you have on me and I told her to let you down easy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    WooHoo! I'm back on a list!
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    My memory is kinda fuzzy on this (ok, REALLY fuzzy) and I've yet to meet anyone who can tell me what cartoon I'm thinking of. This was a Saturday morning cartoon in the late 70's or early 80's. It was space-based, with Japanese style characters (think Speed Racer). I *think* the main two characters were brother and sister, and it seems like the opening sequence always ended with one or both of them standing on something that was supposed to represent a planet, even though the person standing on it was bigger than it. I'm sure more will come to me, but that's what I remember immediately. Edit to add: Holy shit! I just remembered on my own! It's been bugging me off and on for like 15 years!
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    hint hint uhhh, I got scratched from the only list I appeared on. Didn't you just do that a couple years ago? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Hey, it's not my fault that you're a cum guzzling gutter slut with a 10-dick-a-day habit. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Stolen and modified from a version Gareth posted about Deuce. "She has the grace of two gorillas tied loosely together and the face of a bulldog chewing on a wasp" It fits an old boss of mine PERFECTLY! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Judging by the results of the other thread, these results don't seem too anomalous. Edit to add: Nevermind, I was reading the results there incorrectly. Apparently 1/3 of men are bad, 2/3 good, and none are so-so, which doesn't match up so well to what us men think about ourselves. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    It's all about how you say it, but I'm not dishonest with them. There were a couple of times where it was actually painful...I stopped them. Most times, I just say something along the lines of "Hey, that feels good, but it just doesn't really do it for me. Nice for foreplay, but it ain't gonna seal the deal." I don't think I can really guide someone on how to do it better, because I have no idea how to do it right. On extremely rare occasions (couple times in my life), I thought it felt really, really good, but I can't tell you whether it was my mindset, or some skill of the woman that made it that way. Assuming it was something she was doing different, I was still too busy enjoying it to take notes to pass on to the next woman. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Ditto. If it turns out I'm not very good at it, I'd rather be told the truth than lied to. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Not really. It's kinda like someone trademarking the word "freefly". Plus, the Seahawks don't sell "12th man" jerseys or anything, they sell jerseys with the number 12 of on them. So they're not calling their fans "the twelth man", they're calling them "player number 12". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    That's a good start! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    The Seahawks retired #12 in 1984. 22 years later we have a lawsuit, the week before the Super Bowl? And the Seahawks aren't calling themselves the Aggies, they're just recognizing their fans. I wonder who has trademarked the letter D next to a white picket fence that we see in stands at every football game. I just think the whole thing smacks of whining. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Of course every rule must have its exceptions, right? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    24

    livendive replied to Superman32's topic in The Bonfire

    Nah...fixing one crisis only to find it's related to a bigger crisis is the standard 24 script. There's no way the nerve gas is the penultimate crisis for this season...we've got too far still to go. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Well? It seems that almost everyone thinks they're good. Perhaps I should write another one that asks "Is your partner good at giving oral sex" to see how the results contrast, but I'd rather see how this one pans out. Just answer the question. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Okay, that's just wrong so wrong! Yes, that is wrong. I can provide FAR better things to think about! Hey, it might not have been THAT bad! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Quit yer bitchin'! I was never a Texas fan till now. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Well that ought to relieve the problem at least a bit! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    GOAL! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Damn, now I'm on no lists. Way to set me up for a fall. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    WTH??! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I think she knows better...posting anything like that would surely crash Sangiro's cute little website. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Yes...I made someone's list! That rocks! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Sex first. It makes it easier to nap during the ride to altitude, plus skydiving is easier without a stiffy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Heh....ESL people are funny. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)