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  1. livendive
    That. We, the American populace, have become pussified where our government is concerned and a power hungry fucktard like Bush is what we deserve for it. In a perfect world, he'd choke on another cracker and we'd get an actual leader, someone with the wisdom to heal both our foreign and domestic ills, but in the real world we'd likely just get a different fucktard. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I wonder if the seller has made a similar post in some other forum. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. livendive
    As opposed to fresh poo? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. livendive
    It may well be PS, but the copyrights and narrative here make me lean more towards belief, especially after checking out other pages on that site. Oh, and McDuck was right...it's the cliffs of Moher. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. livendive
    Nope...it was my first thought as well. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. livendive
    Yeah, that's what I heard about you at CouchFreaks. Are you still banned from that one? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I keep telling these people that I'm quiet as a church mouse and that they'll hardly even notice I'm there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Roy's coming over for dinner & wine tonight...perhaps some tequila is in order as well! Or maybe just something(s) that mix well with wine...Roy's fucking hilarious with such combinations. You should have seen him trying to go through the "U-check-it" line at the grocery store. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Yeah...he's kinda shy without some liquid encouragement. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. livendive
    Why Men Are Rarely Published in Dear Abby. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. livendive
    Clay was right...it's SkinnyShrek! Is he farting in that second picture? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. livendive
    Did you notice the fracture in the rock in the wheelie picture? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. livendive
    Why the present tense? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. livendive
    I think Auld Lang Syne is what I usually hear when there's confederetti flying around. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. livendive
    You know the standard whuffo queries about why we bother wearing helmets. If we take the time to explain that getting knocked out in freefall can have bad results, and bad landings can be survivable with most of a parachute overhead, they usually get it. These guys though? I'm assuming there's just a law. Oh...and there ain't a fucking chance in hell anyone would ever catch me doing this. I'm WAY too afraid of heights. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    "Boisterous Dave" rarely makes an appearance on dz.com, but I usually bring him to boogies. I'm guessing most people think I'm about the same person, though a bit more obnoxious in person. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. livendive
    I used to work for the Pacific Northwest National Lab. We had a variety of PhD scientists, mostly segregated by discipline. I got to the point where I could tell what kind of scientist they were pretty accurately just by their appearance. Wool socks & Birkenstocks...environmental or biological, depending on clothes (newer=enviro. older=biologist). Clothes that are >10 years out of style combined with a decent haircut...radiological/nuclear...notable exceptions for cross-dressers. Note the math folks looked similar, but were easily distinguished by the constant look of panic in their eyes. Clothes that don't match at all combined with wacked out hair....chemist. Electrical/laser/robot folks were the toughest...somewhere in between nuclear and chemist. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Is perfectly visible to the naked eye right now, in the orange part of western sky, maybe 20ish degrees up. It's the brightest comet I've seen, especially in daylit skies...the tail is clearly visible as well. Cool! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Apparently you can disregard my post about admitting dorkishness. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. livendive
    Dork-ish. It's ok to say it, man. If the first step is admitting it, sooner or later I'll reach the second. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. livendive
    The new harddrive has no porn on it. Guess I'll have to find some to save to it.
  22. livendive
    Hopefully my new harddrive is sitting on my porch at home, and I can get it up and running tonight, in which case I'll concede and change the damn thing. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I think that's his latest pick up line.... g Only because it distinguishes the women who understand hex from those who don't. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. livendive
    How can you only be 26 when you have birthdays several times a year? As often as the sexyfrenchbitch wishes you a Happy Birthday, you oughta be in the Guinness Book. Oddly enough, smellyfrenchbitch is only good for making time pass slower, not faster. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. livendive
    Wow!! Cant beleive there is another Dglo-Abortions Fan (Still Alive anyway!!). "Feed Us A Fetus" is one of the best albums ever!! Hey, I'm only 26...that ain't THAT old!! I can't get that song out of my head now! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)