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You want to make Turtle go "SQUISH"? That's gross! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Der....huh? "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It's about time you made your mind up! And quit being a sicko Gia. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You are what you eat...you got that $20 yet? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've gotten that callback. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

mmm...ggoooooddiiiiiesss.....PM sent! Blues, Dave Keep your damn PMs outta my goodies dammit! All I asked her was to have Ben send me a PM. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

THAT's DISGUSTING!!! Disclaimer - Not that there is anything wrong with that if that's what you are into. You know what I like about short women? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yeah, there should really be a safety harness on this ride How the hell would you go upside down then? It worked for all them midgets. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Either tater tot casserole or (homemade) mac & cheese. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've worked with someone named QD Ho, and there is someone currently at my work named Jack Ho. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

mmm...ggoooooddiiiiiesss.....PM sent! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm not even sure how one would go about doing that...barrel rolling through the bridle during the throw while head high? Gah! "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Thats odd. I dont feel deluded nor cultish. And I'm having a tough time picking which "truth" it is that's the only one I know. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It involves retards, a greased pig, a mad masturbator, an evil clown (corpse), a tandem landing, and a southern baptist choir singing Louis Armstrong's "Wonderfuld World" in the middle of all the bedlam. I haven't seen it anywhere other than my minds eye yet, but when I do, it's gonna be fucking incredible. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It's still missing something...hmmm....I like the sound of "Dave's Packer Bitch". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That. If she can't even take a shred of responsibility for her own enjoyment, she damned sure ain't gonna care about the guy's. Trying to please her would be like buying $100 lottery tickets with a jackpot of $20. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I wouldn't assume you got scammed yet, it's only been a week. Perhaps his computer broke down, maybe he's been busy skydiving, or maybe something else came up that's kept him from checking his email. It sounds like you're doing the right thing by emailing all his addresses. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So dublin will have ugly chicks? Thats a great selling point. Lee's talking about himself and just hoping to play catcher...have you seen how many times he's offered up a skydive? While his gender is disturbingly ambiguous, the really ugly part is acknowledged by all. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

What an odd combination. How's her personality? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Weren't you going to call me back like 6 hours ago? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

JohnRich almost got me to question him earlier about why he thought the mom/dad storyline was the primary, but in thinking about I realized it was kind of obvious. I thought that part was pretty boring. I just like the 3 subplots...the acting of the Mexican woman, combined with her not being afraid to be a "non-beautiful" woman...the psychosis of the deaf girl, presumably due to her realization of how much of the world is hearing based combined with feeling neglected by her father in the wake of her mother's suicide (I thought the silent parts were well done, as simple and obvious as they were)...and the naivete of the younger boy, sexually, in the shooting, and especially when eventually confronted with a kill or be killed situation despite the fact that his position was untenable. I personally wouldn't compare this movie to Pulp Fiction. Totally different style, and the intertwining, while billed as the style, wasn't particularly well-done or important to any of the stories. I'm still gonna stick with saying it was good though. I liked it, because although there wasn't a big plot payoff in the end, I couldn't bring myself to pause it and get to bed on time and just finish it tonight. The final scenes of each of the subplots were well-executed (actually, the Mexican woman thing peaked before its end, during the arrest & search). The final scene of the movie was disturbing and "sweet" at the same time...an odd combination of emotions. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So that's what I've been doing wrong! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

"I swear, if he ever sucks me down like that again, I'll pound his ass." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So I should just leave my rig at home and spend that extra $20 on beer? Blues, Dave YES!!!! I made 4 jumps at the Halloween boogie, and the fewer I make, the more expensive they each are. And the more expensive something is, the better it is, right? If I make just one jump, it'll have easily cost me more than a thousand dollars...that'd be one sweet jump! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

WARNING - SPOILERS LURK BELOW (but not particularly important ones) You mean other than the fact that the Japanese girl's fantasies involved a cop who wanted to talk to her dad about the the gun he gave to a Moroccan who sold it to another guy who's kids used it to shoot an American tourist for whom the Mexian nanny was sitting during the trip? Actually, I agree...the plot ties were marginal, but I did like the separate stories and the way they each progressed, and even though none of them were particularly dependent on the others, the mixing it up was cool, especially with the different languages (including sign/silence). I can totally see how not everyone would like it though. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)