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  1. Perhaps a little bit. Blues, Dave I'm speechless..... g I'm not 40 yet dammit! When I am, I'm sure I'll act different than I did when I was 20. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. Perhaps a little bit. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Couldn't have been her; I heard she was with funks. Wait... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. Not only do I think it's possible, I think it's almost assured as part of the aging and experience-gathering processes. There aren't many 40-year-olds who act essentially identical to the way they did when they were 20. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. It's gorgeous here...light winds, blue skies, and plenty comfortable in shorts and a t-shirt. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. livendive

    Minneapolis

    I am...but if you're driving here from Minneapolis, you're going to have a tough time making your meeting on time tomorrow. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says..................... 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!' Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. Custom built for night jumps There are such suits, with rope lights sewed onto them. They work great on night demos, though the reduced flexibility and the battery pack take some getting used to. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. I'm not sure about the phrase "long-term" and don't think anyone could nail it down as a specific amount of time. For a person who bounces from one partner to the next, a couple of months could be considered long-term, whereas a person who primarily participates in more committed relationships could see a couple of months as a fling. I think a relationship becomes "serious" when your perspectives evolve to approach things as a team rather than as individuals. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. livendive

    Vasectomy?

    Don't get the vasectomy or tubal if you think you might want to reverse it. These should be thought of as PERMANENT methods of sterilization. PERMANENT! NO MORE CHILDREN. NADA. ZIP. Like your sperm count should be. Reversals are expensive, generally NOT covered by insurance and they don't always work. You can, however, put some tadpoles on ice first if you think there's a long-shot chance you might just maybe change your mind. Well, ok, not YOU...him...bah Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. Grab a shovel and a dumptruck full of sand. I'd buy Hormel stocks. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. I was told there would be no math involved. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. You should fit right in. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. YOU!!! Are YOU waiting for FUEL?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Don't hold back Gia...tell us how you really feel. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. How you doin'? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. Not usually. If I'm that horny, I'm quite capable of taking matters into my own hands. Blues, Dave But you aren't short. Well, if the sex is bad, neither is she! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Not usually. If I'm that horny, I'm quite capable of taking matters into my own hands. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. Bad sex is not good. If the sex is bad, I'd rather being doing something else. Thankfully, bad sex has gotten less frequent as I've gotten older, and is not something I've had to tolerate for years now. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. Hey! I had work to do! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. No kidding...I don't get it. As for the original post...of course I have. Hasn't everyone? Nowadays though, I just run home for that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. I already know most of the people on my myspace page. There are a few skydivers I added just because they asked, but they're definitely in the minority. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. Jumping was shutdown the rest of the day after the accident, so no, that didn't happen. I meant the next day, Very day AFTER the accident. I should have worded it better. I know that jumping shut down the day OF. I know at our DZ, even the hard core swoopers flew traditional patterns out of respect. I'm glad to hear that what I heard was wrong & that Sundays swooping was NOT through traffic. Maybe the increased level of awareness because of this high profile accident will keep us all safer in the future. And maybe the peer pressure of that "just not being cool anymore" & people catching hell & having real consequences when/if they do it will bring it to an end. There was some swooping in the primary landing area Sunday, and some other poor practices (180 degree sashays in the pattern, deep brakes with sashays in the pattern, etc...it's not just hooks that are outside of a "normal" pattern). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. Refresh my memory...when was it that Clinton and Gore got us into this war? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)