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I thought I was one of the "special people" g I considered giving you Transportation, just because of all your short bus experience, but your hyper mode will be more valuable as a source of renewable energy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Indeed. Lots of unlikely things are possible. 80% does not seem too unlikely. Additionally, ~25% of american women have HSV-2, so neither diagnosis would seem all that remarkable or germane to the discussion. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I think youre wrong, Dave. Could be. I was trying to respect your retirement, but since you're so smart, you just got the CIA. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

No, you can't have the CIA. You'll be too busy with HUD. And I just remembered Kallend isn't a citizen, so I'm giving education to jdobleman instead. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

President - rehmwa Vice President - livendive Attorney General - lawrocket Secretary of State - billvon Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain Secretary of the Treasury - skymama Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340 Secretary of Labor - mnealtx Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!) Secretary of Interior - JohnRich Secretary of Education - Kallend Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!) "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

sure....tease us why don't ya!!!! I was getting all excited thinking I would finally get to meet ya and you decide not to come. He's askeered. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Major congrats Karen! (and damn you clean up good! ) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

No. You do not have that right to do that no matter how nicely you put it. . Dairy Queen reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. Skydiving instructors should too. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yikes. So if I point a gun at your head, pull the trigger, and the bullet happens to be a dud, then I shouldn't be punished? No, that would be attempted murder, with me as the victim. You would have made a conscious action that could reasonably be expected to kill someone. Swerving into oncoming traffic while drunk might be similar, but merely driving down the road while obeying all traffic laws is quite different. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I disagree with your coworker, but I agree with the gist of that article and have felt this way for years. I think a crime should require a victim. Now if someone is clearly trashed, I think it would be reasonable to charge them with "reckless endangerment" to protect potential victims, or something like that, but an arbitrary, very low number that doesn't take into account individual tolerances, traffic conditions, etc? Not so much. And I also think the highway extortion thing the feds have taken to using with the seatbelt law, maximum speed limits, drinking age, and now DUI level goes against the concept of state's rights. Ideally, people should be free to move to states where laws match their own perceptions, and that's impossible when the federal government uses funding as a means of making them all the same. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I *have* been seen to mix it up on occasion. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Don't be such a hater! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yeah, that's what he was supposed to do! As you can see, he's a little scared and not particularly worried about technique. And getting him out of the 206 would definitely be a chore. Speaking of which...it looks like I've got two tandems next Tuesday evening & three Wednesday evening, if you want to help fill a load or two. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yes, but only in a good way, Robert. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I went for a haircut tonight, and they'd screwed up the appointment in their computer, so I was gonna have to wait. They gave me a Lang mandarin hefeweizen to drink while I perused the latest issue of Maxim. About 10 minutes later, a cute short blonde walked up and asked if I'd like a complimentary massage while I waited. I considered that for about 4 seconds, she showed me her boobs, and then I enjoyed a backrub. Then another gal came over and grabbed me and gave me a neck, shoulder, and scalp massage. She did the clipper part of the haircut, then washed my hair, then finished up the haircut, then washed my hair again, very slowly, to get all the clippings out. She trimmed up the beard, cleaned all the edges with a straight razor, and sent me on my way. All that cost $24. I went next door and bought a new printer, then went to another store for first jump certificate paper & found the same printer I'd just bought, but it was selling for $110 more than I'd paid. A quick stop at the grocery store for a nice steak & bottle of wine (and a bottle of newcastle for the road), and now I'm slowly working my way through paychecks, drinking wine, thinking about dinner, and surfing the web. And I won't be getting up to an alarm tomorrow. Some days I really like being me. Today wasn't one of them, but tonight sure has been. Edit to change thread title...the evening couldn't be *great* without a bit of other assistance. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Maybe, but holy shit that'd be a lot of drinks you'd have to buy me first. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Allow me to grab you another? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

an illusion... TM's legs are bent at the knees... I've seen in person, much bigger differences... Actually, no it's not. He was a tall motherfucker! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Big. When I tried to have him stand on my feet after opening, he couldn't because my feet were at about his knees. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Whether or not you are bad is immaterial, as long as she posts 'em!

Hey Clint - think this guy can get on the 100-way? Alright, maybe it's just me who thinks this picture is funny. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

How do you figure? Clinton getting a blowjob wasn't a crime, but lying about it was. I don't know whether there was a crime committed in the outing of Plame, but that is immaterial to whether Libby perjured himself. Blues, Dave The Libs love to say it was over a blowjob because that's easiest to explain away; in fact, if it was ONLY about a blowjob, it would have been dismissed based on the bullshit interpretation of 'sexual relations' that was used. You know, I *still* don't care what kind of sexual relations they had, be they oral, anal, vaginal, or solely of the cigar insertion variety. My point was that he got in trouble for lying about whatever it was they did, despite those activities not being illegal. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

How do you figure? Clinton getting a blowjob wasn't a crime, but lying about it was. I don't know whether there was a crime committed in the outing of Plame, but that is immaterial to whether Libby perjured himself. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

The game clock. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)