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"PINE-FUCKING-APPLE!!!" If there was ever a time to invoke a safeword, this is it. Not safe for work! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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That's what I was going to say, but better written. I would however want to introduce all those women to razors. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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No It was for speaking my mind NOT like everyone else does
livendive replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire
Don't let her fool you...she's hell on shins and ankles! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
Should USPA raise there standards to Skydive U level for ratings
livendive replied to ozzy13's topic in Instructors
I charge slot plus $6 for a coach jump and pass the $6 on to the coach. Ain't nobody gonna get rich off it, but I think coaches who are getting paid for the jump, even if just a token amount, will be more inclined to conduct themselves professionally. It's an entry level instructional jump, so what's wrong with some entry level pay? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
What is your favorite exit with a tandem student?
livendive replied to shortyj's topic in Instructors
What he said. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
Nobody in my family is owed anything, but I did find "$50-$100" for another dz.commer, and an unspecified amount owed his folks for an investment they must have forgotten about. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You forgot to blend in the lighter shade of green on the first "7" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Gotcha beat Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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It was the "forces that be" who told me about the request and explained why it was denied (something about not getting me too far ahead of my "peers" who have been here much longer, even though I don't know any of them) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Where's the liberal slant? All I saw was them noting how low his job approval is at home as compared to the warm welcome he received there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but closer inspection revealed that it was a funky bag of tits from outer space. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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About half my jumps are tandems. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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No It was for speaking my mind NOT like everyone else does
livendive replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire
Awwww. You are so cute. Makes me just want to hug you and squeeze you and call you George. "Da fat of da land!" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
As someone else said, I'm assuming this means without changing jobs. My best raise ever was about 55% after getting laid off by one company and going to work for their competitor (and that's not including the 16 weeks of severance pay I got). In the last year I've gotten $13,900 in raises without a promotion (which means I'm hopefully due pretty soon, as my boss requested I be bumped up two notches last year, both of which were declined by the "forces that be"). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I soooo don't want to see your downstairs mixup! And the answer is an adament "NO!" regarding Clint and I giving you an OTBH5 number. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Ouch! The fact that I'm a wuss doesn't mean you had to tell all of these people. I'm going to go cry now. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Nope...the only jump my doc has done was a tandem with me. I've jumped from the wing of one of his gliders and flown the other. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I went flying with my doctor week before last. After shutting down the engine, he gave me the controls and at one point had me push fairly deep into a stall. Then he asked me whether I wanted to land with or without power, and I chose the one I haven't done before (except with a parachute). I think we proved we trust each other...now I just need to remember to ensure that he doesn't have abnormally large knuckles before I turn 40. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Beat me to it. I fuck things up for myself WAY more often than I'd allow anyone else. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Is it true that when attending the funeral of a proper southern gentleman, I'm supposed to bring food? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Um. I believe the politically correct term is 'centaurs'. I thought it was a thread about the chick on Sex and the City. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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My daughter. I'm hoping to take her again this Sunday. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Why can't you wear your rig on commerical aircraft?
livendive replied to shortyj's topic in The Bonfire
I always sling my rig over my back and carry my camera bag with one suit in it. My gear back stuffed with other jumpsuits, clothes, etc gets checked. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
You mean other than the usual oldies? I'm actually going to need to brush up on lyrics?!