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Hey....you made it home ok. Dam I really wanted you to miss that flight to. Patty was supposed to get lost hee-hee! It was so good to see you as well. Everyone told me to tell you hello when we talk, so HELLO from everyone here at Skydive America. Glad you liked the breakfast too. I have tons on beans for Andre and it was nice to now that someone else likes baked beans in the morning!!! Take Care Sweetie and we love you Scotty -n- Tami

BINGO Hats off to Trey for lending advice Hats off to you for taking your time and respecting this sport, the potential dangers it brings, and also how dangerous things could hurt not only yourself but your family as well. Keep up the Good / Safe Work!! Scotty -n- Tami

> FIRST OFF: LET MY SAY WELL WISHES TO THE INJURED JUMPER AND MAY HE HAVE A SPEEDY RECOVERY! SECOND OFF: I DON’T USUALLY VENT OR STRESS MY FEELINGS ON A PUBLIC FORUM AS I AM ABOUT TO: “”THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS AND NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP NOW”” (SORRY) !!!! MOST INJURIES TO THESE YOUNGER JUMPERS COULD BE PREVENTED. ITS KIND OF LIKE THE “FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND DRIVE ” SURE WE ALL DO IT BUT… IF YOUR FRIENDS WERE FALLING DOWN DRUNK AND NOT EVEN ABLE TO STAND UP, WOULD YOU LET THEM GET IN A CAR???? “”I SURE WOULDN’T”” I ONLY HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU EXPERIENCED JUMPERS ARE LISTENING TO THESE YOUNGER JUMPERS WHEN THEY START TALKING ABOUT THE GEAR THEY WANT TO BUY AND JUMP. I ONLY HOPE THAT IF THEY ARE GOING WAY OVER THEIR HEADS (YOU) TRY TO TALK THEM OUT OF IT “WITH CLEAR REASONS WHY”. I CONSIDER MYSELF A “YOUNGER JUMPER” WITH 700 JUMPS. I LISTEN TO AND RESPECT MY ELDER JUMPERS ADVICE AND INPUT. I JUMP WITH AND COACH LOTS OF (JUST OFF STUDENT STATUS JUMPERS). THEY ARE SO VULNERABLE TO GETTING SUCKED INTO DANEROUS SITUATIONS REGARDING MAIN / RESERVE CANOPIES. I HAVE HEARD THE 100 JUMP WONDERS ALL BIG AND BAD SAYING “ I WANT A SMALLER CANOPY, THEY ARE SO COOL…..I AM GONA SWOOP IF IT KILLS ME”. WE NEED TO “TRY” AND SET THEM STRAIGHT! ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS THAT I TALK AND TALK AND TALK TO THESE KIDS ABOUT THE BAD DECISIONS THEY ARE ABOUT TO MAKE. WE AS THE MORE EXPERIENCED JUMPERS NEED TO MAKE AN EFFORT IN ASSISTING AND EVEN FORCING THE RIGHT DECISIONS THAT THESE JUMPERS ARE MAKING. I KNOW THAT I PERSONALLY HAVE PROBABLY SAVED AT LEAST 1 DOZEN NEWER 100 (+/-) JUMPERS INJURIES BECAUSE THEY LISTENED AND BOUGHT OR JUMPED CONSERVATIVE GEAR. AS FAR AS I AM CONSERNED THAT IS MY CONRIBUTION TO THIS SPORT. I UNDERSTAND THAT WE CANNOT CONTROLL WHAT EVERYONE WILL BUY. ALL I ASK IS GRAB THESE KIDS AND SHAKE THEM IF YOU HAVE TO “AND BELIEVE ME….SOMETIMES THAT IS WHAT IT TAKES”. JUST TALK TO THEM AND DO WHAT YOU CAN TO GUIDE THEM IN SAFEST DIRECTION. IT WON’T WORK FOR ALL OF THEM BUT IT MAY FOR SOME -- MAYBE EVEN ONE AND THAT COUNTS. SLAM ME AND YELL AT ME IF YOU FEEL THE NEED “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK” I FEEL BETTER NOW AND WHO KNOWS…((MAYBE JUST ONE NEW SKYDIVER READ THIS AND LISTENED TO THIS POST))! ””THE SKYDIVE ISNT OVER UNTIL YOU HAVE LANDED”” BLUE SKIES SAFE DIVES AND HEAL FAST INJURED JUMPER Scotty -n- Tami

They were footies....imagine finding them in Scotty's size! Hee-hee I am hamered! Scotty -n- Tami

If only i would have looked!!!! Here it is

Ok, here is one of our favorites. It was over Texas and it was a fun jump. Thanks EZ for the great photography....YOU ROCK! where the hell do i put the picture DUH Scotty -n- Tami

If our Otter (skydive americas) is on the flight line we will be there the entire time. If not, I am not sure. And no we will not be cooking but we will probably be working there. We are looking into some charity stuff for kids right now... We will also be at the Jumprun.com Boogie and the Richmond Boogie. Hey maybe we can cook at the dropzone.com boogie. Scotty -n- Tami

Well, we used to jump in Rosharon Texas and just to let you know, we will be there. Cant wait to see you again Sweetie!! Scotty -n- Tami

We love you judedre and hey guys......this man eats Baked Beans on Toast covered with Eggs in the morning!!!!! Weird, but we'll make it for him!!!! Scotty -n- Tami

Gale......I am 38 and my man is 53. Age is just a number and life with Scotty. I never had any children but now I know what life with a teenager is like NO SHIT!!!! And there is something to the saying "experience comes with age"!!!! Bluest Skies Tami Scotty -n- Tami

First of all thank you for all the nice stories and compliments from all my friends out there! And thanks Stranger for getting this thread started. Now then....the story in your post is all FUCKED UP! Here is the real deal.....If any of you knew the Herd back then, you would know that any and all antics were ok. For example would you like to hear our old chant???? Goes like this.....COCK SUCKER - MOTHER FUCKER - DICKY LICKER TOO......I AM A HERD MEMBER WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU! Now everyone didnt just become of Herd Member. You had to be picked and voted in by all the Herd Members. You also had to sit on a carbibe cannon made of 30 gallons milk cans while they fired it (it spit out a 10 foot flame). Then, we gave you a Herd Oil Lantern and you had to run to the pea gravel (1/4 mile) NAKED and chanting "MOO-MOO-MOO, I want to be a Herd Member TOO. All this at the Herd Boogie in front of 8 or 900 people. You had to pick up a hand full of gravel and bring it back STILL CHANTING. When you got back to club house everybody was gone execpt for YOUR NAKED MUDDY ASS! After about 20 minutes they would come back with your Herd T-Shirt which had been baptised by all the Herd Member (ewww)! Sometimes even dipped in a portolet. And that is what you had to wear ALL NIGHT LONG. Now that you have an idea of the club profile here is the TRUE story about the shower deal. We were on the roof of the club house, myself and a friend waiting for his friend and these 2 chicks he had picked up during the meet. They were ALL going to shower TOGETHER that is......The plan was to bust his friend with these 2 chicks. Well, when we leaned over the showers with the video camera (not running YET), lownbehold there was some HAIRY FAT CHICK in the stall.....oops wrong stall. She started a-screaming....and believe me we did too......"it was not a pretty site". Our buddy with the two chicks continued to shower while we beat-feet off the roof (with no video mind you). Later on we apologised to the FAT CHICK and assured her there was no video. We told her the entire story and she thought it was funny.....kindof! Just one more thing if you have ever been to a Herd Boogie you would know about the wet t-shirt contest, nudity and all the perverse fun shit that went on. I am still a Herd Member and will always be Herd Member wouldnt you like to be a Member TOO!! I hope they are still doing all the FUN SHIT AT THE HERD IN PENNSYLVANIA ITS A GREAT BOOGIE TO GO TO. OK now that that is done. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU MR. BOOTH. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY OLD BOLD SKYDIVER CHECKING THIS WEB STUFF OUT. Hope to see you soon let us know if you are having the New Years Party. BILL IF THESE GUYS ONLY KNEW THE HALF OF IT ""IT WOULD SCARE THE HELL OUT THEM""! ""There is alot of old skydivers and alot of bold skydivers but there are not alot of old bold skydivers" BLUE SKIES BLACK DEATH EAT - FUCK - SKYDIVE YOURS IN SPORT SCOTTY CARBONE Scotty -n- Tami

omg.....i had no idea that was YOU CLOUDSEEKER2001. You are in big trouble. Hello and we miss you. Please tell Mercedes we say HELLO! Still waiting for Scotty to get back from shopping so I can put em online!!! That was so freaking funny......we still have the picture/poster and when we find the perfect spot for it we will post it Oh yea......HI PAULA Scotty -n- Tami

Yes....that is Scotty at his best. Scotty has been working with ALL the students here as well. We did one on ones with them all week. We have 3 fresh of Student Status so he is taking 1 and I am taking the other. If we dont grab them right away, the Dark Side will get them :-) We tell them that they are ours for a while FIRST! Scotty -n- Tami

we love you zennie......I will get with Quinton and try to find it. Do you remember the date. It is very clear on video. Is that why you have bullet holes on your helmet...hee--hee Scotty -n- Tami

I have to agree with some of the people posting regarding WHO THE STRANGER IS????? Bare you soul pussy.....who are you and did you stir up what you thought you were gonna???? Actually....who cares! Scotty loves this kind of stuff. HA Boy, Scotty is gonna get an even BIGGER HEAD when I show him this one. Actually to all the REALLY know him, you know that he will get all weepy and teary eyed and say "god I love the people in this sport"! I know the story behind the first post by the STRANGER. I will wait for Scotty to get home and we will get the story to you'all ITS FUNNY. Its from the Herd Days at United Parachute Club. But until then, I want to share my favorite skydive story with Scotty (and most all 700 have been with him). It was a Skydive made in Rosharon Texas with one of are good friends from Dropzone.com ZENNIE. Zennie was new and not many dives under his belt. I think it was a 12 way or something like that. All I know is Zennie was flying with his legs up his ass "like most of all did when we first started"....and he almost took the formation out once maybe twice? I was looking in the center for the key (which was Scotty) and all the sudden Scotty started BEATING ZENNIE ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!! It was so freaking funny, I thought I was gonna pee myself in freefall from laughing so hard. ZENNIE TOOK IT VERY WELL and it is on VIDEO..... Zennie do you have it???? Maybe Quinton does. I will have Scotty get on line when he comes home in a bit, He is working hard on building the back half of our food trailer....the front half just isnt big enough anymore.....man can these FREEFLYING SKYDIVE AMERICA MEN AND WOMEN EAT GOOD :-) More to come from Scotty himself Love you all (Tami) Scotty -n- Tami

I only wish I could get back into the real world working again.....hi-tech is in BIG TROUBLE.....no jobs down here! I guess I will just have to keep being a DZ Bum...hee-hee Scotty is very excited that you might come see us! love ya Scotz Scotty -n- Tami

You got it sweetie....breakfast burrito on saturday! But, Herc's 3 leggs are almost the same size.....THANKFULLY Scotty's 3rd leg is off different size :-o blooos Scotty -n- Tami

April 20th & 21st Larry's Birthday BASH! -- Happy Birthday Captain!! -- Jump till you Puke! #2" - $199 registration for 2 full days of Jumping! Jump all weekend from 13,500ft for just $199! The last Jump till you Puke Boogie was AWESOME!!! We flew Back-to-Back Loads all weekend. Lets make this one as good as the last one!!! Scotty will be organizing Belly Big Ways. There will bill Organized Hybrid Dives, Tracking Dives and of course TONS of Organized Big Way Little Way and Medium Way Freefly Dives (sorry about that I am out of control). Bottom line is if you want……Great Skydives…….Great Vibes……Great People…..and an over-all Great Weekend…..Come on out to see us at SKYDIVE AMERICA and help us celebrate CAPTIAN LARRY’S BIRTHDAY !!! Oh yea……I forgot to mention that we have the BEST DROPZONE FOOD YOU WILL EVER FIND Compliments of me and my honey Scotty C. Bluest Skies, Scotty -n- Tami

luvyamissyabighugstoo Scotty -n- Tami

Elli called the other night and let us know this happened. Lets see what we can do! I AM WRITING ON BEHALF OF THE CHRIS SALIN RECOVERY FUND. PLEASE, POST THIS INFO ON YOUR SITE. AND SHARE IT WITH ANY OTHER SITES. HE IS STILL IN THE CRITICAL CARE UNIT AT HUSTON AFTER CRASHING AT SPACELAND IN AN APRIL COMPETITION. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE TRICK HE WAS EXECUTING OR THE TERMS SKYDIVERS USE FOR HIS BURN IN. CHRISTOPHER IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE, HE IS OPENING HIS EYES AFTER A WEEK IN CRITICAL CARE. HE HAS HAD SEVERAL SURGURIES AND HAS TO GO THROUGH MANY MORE. CHRISTINE HAS LEFT SCHOOL AND WORK TO STAY WITH CHRISTOPHER. THE FUND WAS SET UP BY TJ FARNSWORTH AND PAUL MANN TO ASSIST THEM IN THIS TIME OF NEED. DONATIONS CAN BE MADE TO THE "CHRIS SALIN RECOVERY FUND" AND SENT TO TJ FARNSWORTH, 3726 LINK VALLEY, HUSTON TX 77025 OR TO PAUL MANN, 3407 NORTHEAST PARKWAY STE 170, SAN ANTONIO TX 78218-3349 ANY AND ALL PRAYERS OR DONATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED AND APPRECIATED GREATLY. LARGER DONATIONS MAY BE WIRE TRANSFERRED DIRECTLY INTO THE ACCOUNT CHRIS SALIN RECOVERY FUND, BANK OF AMERICA BENEFIT FUND 713-668-1512 I KNOW THERE IS VIDEO AVAILABLE AND RUNNING STILLS. ATTACHED IS A PHOTO OF CHRISTOPHER SALIN. Scotty -n- Tami

No real 200th tradition......what Scotty meant was "why the F&ck do you NOT have a pin necklace"......its the bullshit salesman in him AKA High Pressure Salesmane. I sell alot of them to first time tandems as well. Blues Scotty -n- Tami

OMG........THAT SUCKS!!! Scotty -n- Tami

YEA>>>>>>I DID IT>>>>>> Scotty -n- Tami

I said no laughing!!!!!! Scotty -n- Tami

[]For the reply, you just put whatever you want to show like this (minus the dollar sign):[] like this?? Scotty -n- Tami