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  1. so, i'm this older guy, still kinda good looking, with lots of weird hobbies like skyjumping, shooting at the range n'stuff, just about to get into BASEjumping n'all, just a dog to look after, what should i do!? i mean, besides all the jumping, all i probably really want, is a family! so, no-one to really look after n'stuff, altough my god-daughter sarah has just been born a couple of hours before, and i really looked forward to that, WHAT-SHOULD-I-DO!?!?!? i'm never getting laid enough, the "love of my life" doesnt give a shit about me, and the onl alternative i've found so far, well, i'm just not "her type".. whatever that might be so, what should i do!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. @pinkfairy: u know, here i was, thinking everything was kinda lost in europe, then u get back on it.. havent seen u post in a long time! anyway, after tonight, i really think i have to sell everything and just become a packer at some un-known dropzone, loaded with people i've already got to meet, on a continent absolutely un-known to me.. sometimes, its just better to get drunk all by yourself, than getting drunk with whoever.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. can one start an auction for 1/2 a dollar!? You bet....will ya take a 2 party check, written on an overseas bank? ...the check is actually for over the requested amount, so if you could just return the extra ...in cash... nah, i'm too much of a whore, i only accept cash! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. whats to mind about a safety meeting when the beer light has came on!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. can one start an auction for 1/2 a dollar!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. Good luck with that I say do it and let us know how much you get. i think i might just will..
  7. uhm, anyone wanna take me on a date before i go online!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. woohoooo!!! got the modified gun-parts in the mail today, so THIS HOME IS FULLY ARMED again now.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. a2m = ass to mouth well, for one i wont run away for the dinner, say included in the deal is 4hrs minimum, depending on things progressing we could arrange for an open-end. services included will be me not trying to be too much of an arse hole, that should suffice for now.. all else is optional and NOT part of the deal per se.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. for the most obvious, i'd be accepting of a girl that's into a2m.. that out of the way, i'm simply good looking, charming, entertaining, able to follow a conversation for longer than two sentences, fun-loving and i can drink and swear like a sailor. i shouldnt mention all my other physical attributes, as there would be some hardcore cat-fighting over the bid. since i'm offering myself, i think the girl should be up to pay for dinner and going out.. honestly, i think i'll do that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. as a valentine's date on ebay!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. worth repeating, as it's really important! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. u guys should seriously consider getting another rig. i'd really hate to see some more people go because of the jav-"deathtrap"-elin! specially since its such a well-known fact that you can even find it on the interweb! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. hey now guys, scott wrote a book on skydiving, i'm sure he knows his onions better than u wannabe's.. kids these days, no respect for the elderly.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. taken from here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. u might have seen those guys that jump from planes that have a "snowboard" on their feet and do crazy spins n'stuff!? not a lot of people do it anymore nowadays, i dont know how old you are, but in the nineties it was kinda rampant.. to seriously answer your question, no, u cant put a wingsuit on. it takes a bit of practice to get into wingsuiting, and doing one tandem is not sufficent.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. sure, i'd also put a skyboard on, then you get the best of two worlds.. oh, make sure i get to do video, not only in air, i'd also like to get the reaction of the peeps on the ground! DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. tell a guy that's on the swooping-tour that his reserve is massively overloaded and way beyond manufacturers recommendations has worked for me.. oh yea, quoting what you found on other websites about the same guy probably has helped too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. Does my avatar look like a man? a man with ponytails!? could be popsjumper for all we know.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. pssshhht, but its actually a WOman.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. didnt knew 'twardo was wingin'it, he must be the guy with the walking stick.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. i'm up for fucking hours! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. they have very nice jeans actually! and nice t-shirts. the only downturn is, for a pair of 180$ jeans, i dont expect them to be made in china.. which they really are. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. or "sucked" and "shaved".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda