virgin-burner

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  1. the missus better keep your lazy git ass busy, otherwise you might get funny ideas.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. What ... cyber-sex is not safe? That's not what they've told me. (Scrambles to make a doctor appointment ). O oh my god! make sure you're not pregnant too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. masturbation makes you blind, ey!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. sometimes it just hits you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. FUCK you, mrwrong! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. I don't know about love, but certainly there is lots of lust going on ... O mhm, who could blame us..!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. morning honey! i slept wonderful, even got to chatter with you this early morning.. how can life get any better!?
  8. morning! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. well, i'm sure you wouldnt mind knowing.. it actually cleared up here too, might go for an afterwork-jump or two today!
  10. nothing too exciting, except some interesting skype-conversations from last night.. other than that, i'm working and cussing the fucking weather! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. morning gang! i hope all of you is well and had a good night!
  12. What does it mean then? Pretty curious now ^^ its actually spelled blasen, and it IS a really enjoyable thing on the receiving end.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. you are a sick, sick, sick man! uhm, that brings out the question, is a skydiver doing HD on the northern hemisphere somehow close to australia!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. HORRRRRRRIBLE landing. got video to show off yours!? I know in my heart that my landing was good. I don't need a video to prove it. Oh wait...are we talking about stand-up landings? is there any other way of landing!? oh, and as you know, if there's no video, it didnt happen.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. i wanted to make you watch through the end, and didnt want to scare any pets.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. they dont, thats why there's half the board single here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. jesus-holy-motherfucking-virgin-christ!!! i'd run like a little girl if i were to see something like that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. A redneck or a yankee is more of a geographical slur as to where you live in American than calling someone a "Kiwi". . here its just another american! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. i got a bad boy reputation, i can do whatever the fuck i please and still get away with it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. she's not nice; she desperately needs a spanking! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda