GravityJunky

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  1. Yea A good "STIFF" Screw, in the "Honey Mourn" Suite! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  2. The chic with the wet cell phone PAY ATTENTION Turtle, & stop humping lady bugs! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  3. Talk about 'fatal attraction' at least most black widows, give up the pursuit, after the PD, interrupts the Coroner's golf game for the toe tag, awards! You gotta be a very special kinda Fucked up crazy bitch, to insist the relationship moves on to the 'Next Level' after the poor bastards been embalmed! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  4. ....Wheeling the casket on a hand truck into, 'Tuxedo Junction' at the mall for the final fitting! Clerk: "And would the groom care to purchase, our umbrella tuxedo insurance policy, it covers Champagne stains, wedding cake stains on the silk lapels, oh & 'Earthworm damage' with $O deductible &...." *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  5. Can you picture the hearse with JUST MARRIED & Streamers all over it headed for the cemetary. And they swear marriage adds years to your life! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  6. She, towed his 'lifeless' body to the Alter, Talk about desperate house wives! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  7. Only until After I hose off the super swappers on The old RAM! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  8. Her : We ARE going thru with this wedding! Him : Over My dead Body! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  9. Upon closer inspection of the suspects hand... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  10. To be Wild!! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  11. Almost! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  12. Dat's allright, I'll be at the Chili & Beer Feast the Night before! BOMBS AWAY! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  13. Shit, you mean it's not a 'THEME' town! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  14. Upon reviewing the DNA evidence, under a microscope, there was no doubt that Pee Wee Herman had visited this Theatre recently! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  15. Yea, yea yea OKAY, there was that one night during spring break... but none of those toothpicks are MINE! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  16. And when you arrive you'll find Stitch has opened a fruit stand there! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  17. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  18. Biting Spite the hand that feeds you! Chris Simms the early Years! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  19. I'm sorry didja say something? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  20. *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  21. Turtlespeed did have relations with that Lady Bug! This just in : DZNews, has recieved exclusive confirmation of the young LadyBug's name; Lady Farfrumpicky *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  22. How much time have ya got, & where would you like me to start?? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  23. Yea funny thing about those 'Padded Rooms' they're like 5-0 cruisers, only have handle to open on the OUTSIDE! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  24. Hmmm, what was her name....??? Well whatever w/ & w/o whipped cream *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  25. I'm POSITIVE you could arrange that . I arrange THAT, at least twice + x's a week, multi juristictional is a BeaauuuuTful thing *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}