eharris

I'll tell you what Ann, I 'll take care of the carpool, but you've got to be in control in Eloy so I can rest . By combining our duel femme power we should be able to take over Steve. He is frightening I must agree and no, no background check has been done yet. M

Great Deuce - just when I thought you loved me. Humiliate me - go ahead! Show everyone my non-turbine climb (climb would be a strong word, actually) at the same time they all see my front yard! Boy you're gonna owe me more than a case when I see you in Eloy! M

Thanks Lummy for throwing that in. I remeber that innocent statement and knew sudsy couldn't go 48 hours without the foot in the mouth thing happening. HA HA HA HA! Congrats Matt! JP - I'd love to check that video out too - maybe in Eloy! M

sounds like a plan! let's see what kinda trouble we can stir in the meantime! steve Well, shoot! Viking's the one who started this whole "rumor" mess and he'll be riding with us, right? Shouldn't he be the master in charge of the rumor starting ceremony? M

won't you squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my le-heg... viking and i are planning on carpooling from socal either late on the 25th (driving thru the nite) or early on the 26th, likely returning on the 30th. take the day off work, why don'tcha! i'm sure we can start many-a-rumour on the ride out there! steve The problem is that I'll be in New Mexico from the 21st through the 26th, then home for a day of catch up work and then I could leave. What about if I fly there and drive back with you guys? M

some led zeppelin lyrics come to mind... steve So we meet again, Sudsy! What lyrics - throw em out! What days are you going to be in Eloy? I'd like to go the weekend after Christmas and come back after New Years. I need to come to work on the Friday after Christmas, but I could go on Saturday. Know of anytone driving out Friday night or Saturday? M

Actually this "rumor" thread has been quite amusing. "As the Prop Turns" might not be too bad after all. Just wish I had more juice to offer up! M

truly, truly truly sorry, Alex. Maybe Sudsy's got something to help. M

Man Susdy's gotten me into another mess - he's so good at helping me meet new friends in all the wrong ways. Tell you're roommate I'm fresh out - might be able to hook him up with a cigarette or beer, but that's all I got these days! M

hmmm, let's see... 11 posts from eharris today? something about pots and kettles... steve I got your pot, baby! M

Man Sudsy - don't you have a job? You're in all the post, for crying out loud!!

Man that was fun - I forgot all about that beautiful bucket of bolts you made me jump from, JP. You sure know how to show a lady a good time! You deserve ever "front yard" shot you took. Have you decided how we're going to make money yet with my photos? M

Dang Quade - you guys sure don't mess around on this site. Remind me to keep my rear out of your line of vision - wouldn't want to know what the jumpsuit has done to my ass! M

Tell ya what - if you can bring that espresso machine to Eloy, I'll see you there! I miss that machine, oh yeah and you too. If I can spare a couple more days off work, I'll try to get there. Maybe I could go Saturday - Tuesday? I'll talk to a few people and see when they're heading there. And yes, please tell your kids that the stickers have remained on the bonehead - even though I feel like the bonehead wearing them. You never did tell me from what source you heard the bad news? M

What a list! I think I'd be crazy not to go. I'll be adding on to that list shortly - I have to meet all you guys! The list of people going is Here Also i think i can open my big mouth long enough to start somthing rolling........ M

yeppers, i'm there! as far as starting some rumors... be gentle with me; i'm innocent. steve I'll be out in Perris Thanksgiving weekend - maybe we'll have a chance to talk about it then. Please don't start the innocent crap or I'll tell everyone about the night at the hotel before you f_____ - up your leg. Who exactly was in that bed with you....:) Just kiddin - I'll never tell! M

Now that you have put a pic up i recognize you! I have a pic of you dancing next to the stage with a Dollar bill stuck to your forehead and a red clown nose on. I think i can start some rumours with these Hey Viking - I think you may have started a fun new trend. When we can't jump- we'll just start rumors - talk some good shit! Now I wish I'd let you keep talking about me instead of stopping the rumor about me with the world famous Luigi Cani. It could have been the juiciest gossip - what was I thinking? Who all will be in Eloy? M

http://www.dropzone.com/pub/TheEloyDropzone.comHolid.shtml steve Steve, Are you going? Want a date? We could start some rumors!! M

Pepe-my dearest. Where'd you hear the news? I saw a few of your Byron buddies at the film fest - missed you though. I don't think I'll be in Eloy, but what are the dates exactly? I'd love to go if it works date wise. I'm going to Santa Fe 12/21 - 27, then I'm free. No plans at all so tell me when you're going. So nice to hear from you and thanks for defending my honor! Please give your household (the wife and double trouble) action all my love. M

I have a scar from ironing one day. I was going to say it was a skydiving injury, but all my friends know that I am a landing weenie and am over-cautious, so that wouldn't work. Maybe I should go with the "dueling scar" reason? It sounds kinda chivalrous and would help me work on the "chick hound" image. Yeah "dueling" - that's cool! Never admit to ironing - bad move. M

Hey Kathy! No I don't even know what you're talking about. M

Yep, looks I'm hooked. Where will I find the time? More than one addication could be dangerous. M

That's what I need. I need someone like a publicist. Movie stars have people who deny rumors. I need someone to fabricate interesting stories about me. Then my life would be far more exciting. We'll have to work on this publicist gig - this could be a fun deal! M

You go - I think you've won the "most creative" rumor starting award. You can start one about me anyday - just so long as it's not boring. Lots of men and amazing airial stunts and super powers - you know how it's done. M

So, what you are saying here really is- you were only with Luigi at the Film Fest. And, apparently he is as short as I thought he might be. Short and sweet. Clear it all up. Dont mind Viking, he is just a virgin skydiver. Oh, he has made jumps but he is still a virgin. Thats pretty much what he is famous for in here, that and his awesome photography work. ....and nearly nude body of a young handsome man, with the warm smell of chlorine and pool water dripping from his chiseled swimmers chest, breathing deeply and heavily from having just completed an athletic accomplishment, the crowd roars.... Whoa ....got off on a rant.... Anyway, I guarantee Viking is extremely sorry. He is a good kido. He wouldnt hurt a fly. Also, I appreciate your non conversational approach to set an event straight. I am humorous here but really, this is how its done. Just state the facts- presto done deal. Thats it. Wow - there sure is some "girl power" in the forum today. Thanks Ann for your support . Chick's rock! Next time I post I'll try to come up with some REAL controversial, juicy stuff - maybe I'll make up some good lies about myself and some extra bad behavior on my part! hm........I'll start working on it. M M