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  • License
    F
  • License Number
    1
  • Number of Jumps
    11235
  • Years in Sport
    90
  • First Choice Discipline
    Freeflying
  • First Choice Discipline Jump Total
    900000
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Freestyle
  • Second Choice Discipline Jump Total
    899999
  1. indeed....in fact even better than them little furry blighters........my goal will be to bring you on as my apprentice. I will have u running rings around others in the skies in no time. BUT we'd better stop monkeying about on this post just for now or i will be on a second warning from them moderator type peoples 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  2. I need a new coach to help run my school....it sounds as if you have it cracked son......when can you start? 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  3. Foootball, Soccer etc etc are just games for girly wirly pansies. I hate nothing more than being hounded by drunken English yobs who belive that the only way for them to 'support England' is to get as pissed as possible.....and then fight each other. When i work on the council estates of this fair isle i see a multitude of St George's crosses.....these cross bearing filthy scum dont know how to support England...if they did maybe they would all get jobs and actually support the fair isle instead of cheating its benefits system..... The last time i checked......most of the f##kwits i saw rolling around the pavements and outside the pubs on the 2 recent england games were 75% doley scumbags with another excuse for a piss-up and a fight. oh bloody hell......here i go again.... am i off topic? sorry 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  4. thats ok frogger, i didnt take it personally.. i tell ya what. I have a COE-D 190 you can have for nothing in a 1 pin teardrop. That little bad boy is ideal for you as it looks like it's 20 years old and generally affirms the fact that you cant afford little else than your jump tickets and some crystal meth for the sunset load...... what else could a budding freeflyer want in life?....oh yes, i almost forgot..... the openings are quite vicious on that canopy, which is good as you will need a wake up call from all the pot you have been smoking during my ground school. see ya saturday froggy..... 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  5. wow. thats all i can say...... 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  6. perhaps u need to look at your attitude friend...... being cool is not just an image, it is a state of mind.....u need to feel your state of mind like you feel the wind on your body as you badly track up and down the jump run in a poor attempt at head down......... i can offer free coolness coaching at my First School of Modern Freefly Coolness .....meet me at my dirty white van up the track at the end of the DZ this saturday and we'll start on the ground school. 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  7. poo-tastic! 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  8. a totally awesome show.....english humour.....as always....is the best 'would you mind pulling for me Gieves, its time to deploy......well done old bean' 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  9. I'll try not to. I may be way off here........metal halide and sodium......erm....umm....what is the word? 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  10. hang on ......whats your address....i will pop a new 'oval zipper space ball' straight into the post for you......you deserve one! I'm happy that you are happy. Happiness is great aint it? 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  11. i spend every working day of my life on assisted housing estates........ it makes me so mad that i am unable to comment on here.....i will surely get branded a b##tard. 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  12. well done.....you have gained your first accolade towards eligibility for the 'Atmosphere hooligan' test....in fact...no....wait....i think its your 2nd?? anyways...well done....we'll have u hooligan mastering in no time my dear.......i will catch you soon (if you aint sold my spare canopy and run away to south america on the proceeds?) 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  13. i didnt get where i am today by being rude, brash and ruthless.....i got here by being a cheeky, loveable rogue....... my work here is not yet done 'keep it hooligan.....atmosphere hooligan' 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  14. i just thought i'd pop along and say hi everyone...i love freeflying its awesome.....and RW is cool too but i love FF mainly, Idont know why..but listen....dont mean to be rude or anything but i got a hot blonde on MSN and she's a damn sight more interesting than a mud slinging match on this site.....gosh what is th matter with u folks? i edited this bit...i dont want to get banned just yet..... 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043
  15. hmmmmm that looks like stuart in that red jumpsuit..... ????? am i right?? 'Atmosphere Hooligan' AH #001, RANDOM BS#043