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Sorry mate, no idea. Feed the lady with more vodka and see if that clears things up. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Do you blame them? It's 4 a.m.!
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Wrong Giggles. The other one. Mmm I'm cheating on Jack with the Goose and it feels so good. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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LisaH has that honor already. Stop laughing in the corner, you vodka-filled Giggles. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Stop calling yourself or LisaH. She's too busy with the vodka. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Will there be drunk dialling tonight/day/whatever? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Damn, that's a hefty fine. Things should be interesting this weekend. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Why Are You Spending So Much Time on Dropzone.com??
redwings replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Because Lisa is here. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. -
Did you cry? Or video him getting into the minivan? Awww you're a good daddy. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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There's no bigger turnoff than being stupid and drunk. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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I know...isn't there just something about a man in a uniform? *drool* Ditto. There's just something so ... clean about them. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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I had macadamian nut cookies last night with dinner. Yum! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Crooks with a conscience? Mmmm cookies. What kind? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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What do smart lesbians wear, then? Enquiring minds want to know.
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http://www.linerider.com/ The best ever! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Just flew commercial for the first time....
redwings replied to thepaintballguy's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
My first instinct would be to arch. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. -
Just flew commercial for the first time....
redwings replied to thepaintballguy's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
After three trips this year, I'm at stage 3. To think, I've got at least three more trips to go. Two of them involve long distance flights, mind you. Sometimes, it's better to listen to others talk. While grabbing the invisible handles, of course. -
Make the pasta yourself. Or you could take her out for some alone time. Picnic, watch a play. Something like that. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Just flew commercial for the first time....
redwings replied to thepaintballguy's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Nope, never done that. Although, I get confused when I see the seats. I never know what to do with them. (Can you tell I'm from a Cessna DZ?) Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. -
I'll hold you to that. And I have everyone as witness! I wonder ... what skydiving related job could we recommend to Dirty Jobs? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Checking on drunk girls IS a dirty job. What if they barf on you while you're leaning close to check on them? Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Just flew commercial for the first time....
redwings replied to thepaintballguy's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I've gotten dirty looks before from other passengers when my hands start touching invisible EP handles. The brave ones will ask, and I start the whole 'yes I jump out of a plane for fun' spiel. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. -
I can't even begin to imagine what that feels like. In my line of work, I've got too many horror stories to tell. He solidified that status long ago. The commercials with Pig? Priceless. Between that and Myth Busters, I'm not missing cable TV at all! Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.
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Oooh there was a Shark Week special he did ... testing shark repellants and shark suits. Boy was I a happy camper. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.