Slappie

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  1. Ok I have the one that beats them all.... Name: Shawn Collins You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as: King Stallion "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. I'm not worried my gf has made comments on how fit and good looking TG is.. So it's all good.. Plus she knows me and TG or like Fire & Water.. There would be no chance.. TG is still nice to look at though "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. My girlfriend is going to kick my ass.. But, as far as the hottest skychicky I've actually met.. That would have to be our one and only Tequilagirl.. TG is a riot! Attidue flows like Tequila but she's still a hottie "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. Me!! I have to vote for Slappie.. He's the hottest, most caring person I've ever not met "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. Wow!! I made it past the repost copper!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. That's how I actually found it. I was surfing for some info on a 19" monitor and this link pops up so being the curious person I am I clicked it.. After I read the ad I had to post it here... Was just to strange / funny to not share "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. Porn... eBay man o man what people will sell.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. BYTCH DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!! I bought it played it for about 2 months and got extremely bored, tired of the nerfs etc... I did not nor do I recomend this game to anyone!!! I was only thinking of a way to tie up the repost police, and because it was Star Wars related.. figured it would atleast hold his attention for a couple of months.. Omg I'm is some deep doodoo now.. The bytch is going to buy the game, hate it and come looking for me!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. We could all pitch in and buy him a subscription to this ... We'de never see him for months. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. For someone your size Brit I can see it being rather fun as the passenger. Now say I wanted to do a Mr Bill I would have to find someone the size of AggieDave and hanging to AD during a skydive just doesn't sound that apealling to me No offence my lil aggie brother.. How'bout dem Horns Dave? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. When I was in highschool I used to carry a loaded 12ga in the back window of my truck. Along with many of my friends, we all had the proverbial "gun rack in the back window" Times have changed, you can still carry them that way if you wish. Just be ready to buy a new back window and replace your gun after some idiot decides they want it more then you... Back to your question. In that situation depending on the time of day etc.. I would call the authorities to verify my legal standing on the matter first and foremost. Then dispatch the animal. Load it up (I drive a truck, doesn't everyone from Texas?) and eat pretty good on it for awhile. Discharge of a fire arm is very limited in the state of Texas. And, as has been stated above.. depending on the cop you may go to jail ... etc... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. This is so true.. I would say 90% of that "joke post" is a warning to be taken seriously by people visiting from foreign states (north of the Mason Dixon line) "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. Slappie

    Oh yay!!

    Coming up this Friday.. I kinda look forward to gettin high legaly But, then I think about how nervous I am.. I hate anything to do with medicine people make mistakes all the time every day, I've always got this funny feeling I'm the next mistake waiting to happen.. Guess I've watched to many movies "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. BEER!!!!!!!!!!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. This is enough to make me want to come to Eloy!! A badger & mushroom orgy sounds extremely entertaining. Specialy with the talent we've got in this cast!! The female parts... The men don't hold a candle to me.. edited: to add the disclaimer "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. Here Here.. HH \m/ "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. That was the jump from 1,100 ft. I remember this (ya I'm that old) one, they also did a special about it on CBS. The actuall record for a jump without a parachute was 232' into an air matress done for the movie "Hooper" I think that's the name. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. Slappie

    The Passenger

    This was shared with me by a close friend. She's in the Air Force. I normally don't let this type of stuff get to me.. This one for some reason did. It kinda hit me pretty hard. So I felt I should share it with you people. Her words: "The next time you take something/someone for granted or get frustrated with someone because you are in a hurry and they are taking to long please remember the email below. I love and miss you all and hope you had a wonderful holiday!" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. Slappie

    The Passenger

    The Passenger Staff Sergeant Jeramie ***** Detachment 4, Air Force News Agency November 14, 2003 RAMSTEIN AIR BASE, Germany (AFPN) -- Like most Americans, I find that I am pretty selfish s ometimes. I learned just how selfish on a recent trip to Iraq. I was sitting on a C-130 Hercules waiting to leave a location I can't spell or pronounce, when we got delayed. I was annoyed. I'd been traveling for hours trying to get to my destination and here we were, stuck in some out-of-the-way place and I was hot, tired and ready to get there already. Then it happened. I found out we were waiting on another passenger. I didn't know his name. I say 'his' but I didn't know if he was actually a he or a she. I didn't know what branch of service he was in or what rank he was. All I knew was that th is passenger cost me another hour and a half on that plane. Little did I know how profound an impact "The Passenger" would have on me. You see, this passenger that we had to wait on, who delayed our trip and annoyed me and the other passengers, was a casualty of war. The ground crew brought him on board in a body bag. They laid him down between the jump seats and the cargo pallet, and covered him with Old Glory. At that moment, I felt the heat of shame in my face. Who was I to worry about a little lost sleep or a few extra hours on a plane when he had given his life in this war? By this time, everyone on board had stood up out of respect and, when they had "The Passenger" secure, the sergeant leading the crew called the plane to attention and barked a quick command. Every man and woman on that plane, from private to colonel immediately snapped a crisp salute in honor of the ultimate sacrifice made by "The Passenger". It was a moment of perfect unity. Every eye on that flag, every arm raised in respect, every breath caught in every throat for just one second. With our respects paid, everyone took his or her seat and prepared for take-off. I don't know about anyone else on that plane but I found myself contemplating what this passenger's sacrifice meant: to me, to our country, but mostly to his family. I found myself wondering what he gave up for the war on terror. Did he leave a wife behind when he deployed? Did he have children out there somewhere who would never see their father again? What about his parents, brothers and sisters? How would his family cope with his death? Was the sacrifice he made for his country worth it? To his family, perhaps not. To the Iraqi families, maybe. You see, I learned something else on this trip. I learned how the Iraqi people are living. Ramshackle houses. no cars. no central air, or any air conditioning for that matter, none of the so called 'modern conv eniences'. I also learned that, thanks to our efforts, some of the kids are now able to go to school for the first time in years. Teachers are allowed to teach in multiple languages and cover subjects that were banned during the old regime. Clinics are opening all over the country, doctors are no longer afraid that if they misdiagnose someone it will cost them their lives. That's right, there is no malpractice insurance in Iraq. A doctor at one of the clinics told me that, under the old regime, if a doctor made a mistake, he paid for it with his life. So was "The Passenger's" sacrifice worth it? I guess it depends on your point of view. Then I started thinking about my own family. How would my wife deal with my death if it came on this trip? Would my children be ok? How horrible would it be for my parents to outlive me? I thought of my brother and his family in California. How many times have I meant to call them only to get distracted and forget? I haven't seen them in almost four years. My sister in Illinois hasn't seen me in a couple of years either. When was the last time I called her? Why haven't I e-mailed her or my niece lately? I use to send her e-mails every week or so, but I seem to have let my oh-so-busy life get in the way of communicating with the ones I love. Do I write enough? Call enough? Definitely not! I think that's what it all comes down to. We get so wrapped up in our lives that we forget about the other people in this world. We forget that not everyone lives in a free society. We forget that sometimes you have to stand up for people who can't stand up for themselves. We forget that we have a responsibility to the people of this world, and not because we are a super power or have the best military in the world, but simply because we all share this planet. We forget that, for good or bad, what one person does affects everyone. What we can't forget is that we never know when the moment of our death will come. Don't forget to tell the people who are most important to you how much you love them and how much you miss them. Don't forget to take time out of your 'busy' schedule and call your family and friends. Don't forget to do something today that will make a difference tomorrow, so that when your time comes someone can say 'Thank you for the sacrifices you made, you had a profound impact on my life.' So to "The Passenger," I say thank you. Thank you for serving your country. Thank you for standing up for people who can't stand up for themselves. Thank you for making the ultimate sacrifice. Most importantly, thank you for making me realize that our time on this earth is never certain and we'd better do our best to make it worthwhile. May you find peace and happiness wherever you may be. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go call my kids, my parents, my brother, my sister. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. I have to agree 100% with you on this one Dave. I try and keep my smoke to myself as much as possible. When someone makes a smartass comment or fiegns choking I really ticks me off.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. Um, it would have to be more often than that. Well you know, after every round I would want another cigarette.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. Just because you weren't able to come up with the idea first you gota kick me? sheeeesh these non-smokers nowadays pretty violent!! Go eat a patch or something "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. I just quit!! Wanna get drunk and screw? Seriously it would keep my mind off wanting another cigarette.. We could hole up in bed for a couple of weeks and evertime I want a smoke we could do something to curb my need for nicotene!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. Creeping Death - Metallica - on: Ride the Lighting song No.7 "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."