Slappie

The reason I hang around this site is, it keeps me sane while at work. Gives me something to do. I used to be an admin for a large IRC Network. Got bored with chat. So this gives me something to do during the day. I found the site kinda the same way AggieDave did. I had done my tandem and was totaly hooked. Knowing I was going to go thru AFF I searched everything I could and found this site. I finished my student jumps, bought my gear and was on my way to becoming a jumping junkie.. Well until two things hit me... Skydivers are broke... I was broke to begin with so being broker wasn't an optition. I've since quit skydiving. So I guess I'm one of your "Skydiving whuffos" because there is probably no chance of me jumping again anytime soon. Money is a problem. Now before you addicts come telling me to cutback on this and that.. Forget it. I've cut everything to the bone. I over extended myself and have to pay bills off before my fun begins again. Then my dad isn't in the best of health. I'm an only child. Basically I'm it when it comes to my dads family. So I hangout here because I like it.... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

HEheheh FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet? ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's castle is this? FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master Guy de Loimbard. ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see? ARTHUR: What? GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one? FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.) ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a! ARTHUR: Well, what are you then? FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! GALAHAD: What are you doing in England? FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business! ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man-- FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a I fart in your general direction "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

orrrrrr... The film begins. Out of a dense fog trots Arthur, accompanied on two empty coconut halves by his trusty servant, Patsy. They approach a castle. Suddenly a guard appears atop a high rampart. Guard: Halt! Who goes there? Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England! Guard: Who's the other one? Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Guard: What, ridden on a horse? Arthur: Yes. Guard: You're using coconuts! Arthur: What? Guard: You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together! Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land. Through the kingdom of Mercia, through... Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts? Arthur: (somewhat taken aback) We found them. Guard: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Arthur: What do you mean? Guard: This is a temperate zone! Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers to our land! Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here! (pause) Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Arthur: Please! Guard: (patiently) Am I right. Arthur: I'm not interested! ( A second guard appears on the rampart. ) G2: It could be carried by an African swallow! G1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point. G2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Arthur: (extremely exasperated) Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot!! (pause) G1: But then of course, African swallows are non-migratory. G2: Oh yeah... (Arthur and Patsy give up and trot away) G1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. G2: Wait a minute! Supposing *two* swallows carried it together! G1: Nooo..... They'd have to have it on a line... G2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! G1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? G2: Well, why not? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

BRIDGEKEEPER: "What is your name?" ARTHUR: "I am Arthur, son of Uther and King of the Britons" BRIDGEKEEPER: "What is your quest?" ARTHUR: "I seek the Holy Grail" BRIDGEKEEPER: "what is the average air speed of a swallow?" ARTHUR: "African or European?" BRIDGEKEEPER: "I don't know...AAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" {is flung from the bridge} "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

IBTL oh and BTDT (Been There Done That) aka: This has been posted already,.... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Nope he put me on Prevacid 30mg "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I know most of you don't care but I'm telling those of you who sent me your concerns.. I have: Barrett's Esophagus Heartburn that is severe or occurs frequently over a long period of time is a characteristic of Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease (GERD). If GERD is untreated, it can be harmful; the constant acid reflux will irritate the lining of the esophagus, and complications can occur. Approximately 1 in 10 GERD sufferers will also develop a condition called Barrett's esophagus. It can be serious and may lead to esophageal cancer. What is Barrett's Esophagus? Barrett's esophagus is a condition in which the lining of the esophagus is replaced by tissue that is similar to that which is normally found in the stomach and intestine. The process of this change is called intestinal metaplasis. The normal esophagus, the muscular tube that extends from the throat to the stomach, is lined by a pinkish-white tissue called squamous epithelium. Barrett's esophagus is a condition in which the normal lining, or epithelium, of the esophagus has been replaced by an abnormal epithelium. The Barrett's lining always begins at the bottom of the esophagus where the esophagus joins the stomach and extends upward toward the mouth for varying lengths. The cells in the lining of the stomach are different, and are protected from the acid. The fact that they grow into the esophagus may be as a defense mechanism, an attempt to protect the tissue in the esophagus against further damage from acid reflux. Unfortunately, this change in the tissue, this damage of the esophageal lining, may be a precursor to cancer of the lower esophagus, known as adenocarcinoma. In time, the Barrett's cells may develop abnormal changes that are known as dysplasia. Over a period of time, the dysplasia may then progress to low grade, then to high grade dysplasia, and finally to cancer. This happens only in about five percent of patients with Barrett's esophagus. Approximately 700,000 adults GERD sufferers will develop Barrett's esophagus. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I say work your ass off.. I'm stuck in the office till Christmas. So if I have to work YOU SHOULD WORK too.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

That was totaly priceless!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Not my fault you can't control your own addictions. You're not in kindergarten you're all of consenting adult age. So it's not like I was giving the power of the Badger to babies.. You all knew what you were doing when you first experienced the Badger.. So get over it.. Your an addict now and your trying to copout and blame me. I say NO take responsibility for your own weakness.. I've said it before.. I only showed you the door to true enlightenment.. You yourself walked thru it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Blame Slappie..... WTF? All I did was give you the Badgers for free.. Now all these threads are not my fault!! It's not my fault your all hooked on the shit now.. Like I said I gave it to you free.. now your jonesin and stuff.. sheeesh some people and their addictive personalities.. Badger Badger Badger Badger.. Mushroom.. oh my Mushroom.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Hell ya!! Your only 2 years behind the times!! Go me.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

LMFAO!!! That was great!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

And your point is Phree? Just curious.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I say fuck them! Who gives a shit if you want to lick some snatch once in awhile.. or if some man wants to smoke the pole.. Means nothing to me. I could careless.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I'm "namerejected" hehe nothing I put would fit.. made one puzzle called rejjected.. was fun for about 20mins then I got bored.. AADD? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I want my 3 minutes back... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

As far as I can tell I don't think KawiZX900 is a female.. I may be wrong, but I really think he's the photographer not the photographee.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

And Slappie needs to not drink so much at work. If I can make it up to Aggieland this weekend I'll show you drinkin.. Better have a nice bottle of Patron Silver chilled and ready. I'll be bringin my skinny lil badger ass and a big bottle of Crown Royal!! Best two things ever come from Canada.. Crown and Women.. everything else they can keep, specialy this cold air!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...mushroom mushroom...Its a badger, badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...mushroom HH was need a Badger smilie "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Hey I can post a picture of Canuck "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Here lemme redo this... You people are so judgemental it's scary sometimes.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I used to date this redhead awhile back. Well she was pretty smokin. We broke up she went back to Nevada to live with her parents or someshit.. Dunno, she got into drugs I think. Anyways, I was checking my emails one afternoon. I got one of those.. "Free nude babes all for you" emails.. Being the curious person I am. I decided to check it out, well I surfed the site some and finally found the free pics.. Well looooww and be hold, there is this redhead I used to date.. Baring it all to everyone.. I marveled a bit then closed the website.. She was way better looking when I dated her.. funny how 2 kids and an addiction to drugs can totaly destroy a once nice figure "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

How long you in Houston brah? Let's see about hookin up for some shhhhhhhh tequila shots and talk about those freaks on the west coast. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

As far as looks go.. I got the short end of the stick. Really I did. So I'm not posting a picture. I actually posted because I wish I wasn't so shy around good looking women.. because there are some smokin ladies on this website. Oh, and I have a gf, so that would kinda limit me to only flirting (Hiya hunny I know you read the forums sometimes ) BUT IF (huge conjunction of 2 words) BUT IF.. I was handsom, had a bit more confidence with the ladies.. or a sweetie already