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  1. Keith
    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
  2. Keith
    Uhhh, shouldn't that be humps and pumps Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Keith
    You've never heard of having sex on a new canopy for good luck? Let me know when you get a new canopy Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Keith
    Hey Keely. A little off topic, but I just had to say it was really nice meeting you and your hubby. You give off good vibes
  5. Keith
    How did you knew? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. Keith
    See that's why I picked you in the other thread Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. Keith
    I'm gonna hold you to that hug Cora
  8. Keith
    I'd do Skymama. Something tells me she could give me a run for my money Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. Keith
    rotflmfao You make me smile Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. Keith
    Oh Thanks! You just gave me a vision of amorous cow tipping Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Keith
    I hope you're not offering sloppy thirds like Remster Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Keith
    I am gay. Do I answer as if I were straight?? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Keith
    HeHeHe Now That was funny
  14. Keith
    Multiple answers allowed for those not sure which to choose. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Keith
    I think it's extremely important. edited for spelling error Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Keith
    I'm sure you have!
  17. Keith
    I sure hope you're talkin' about me Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Keith
    Eeeeeexcellent! Congrats! I know it's hard earned!!! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Keith
    Piss on the top of each can, put them back in the fridge, and tell wife's friend to drink up Seriously though, I'd tell her to keep her hands off. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Keith
    Are you sure you want everyone one the internet to have your phone number? Might want to PM it. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. Keith
    That's actually what I did. I started out giving them foot massages, then clipping their nails. Now they Love Love Love to have their feet massaged. People crack up when one of my cats jumps up on my lap and gives me a paw to rub. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Keith
    Do you have any idea what that entails? Probably not. Declawing entails cutting the tips of the digits off at the first joint. It's disfiguring and very painful for the cats. DON'T DECLAW YOUR CATS. I started clipping my cats claws when they were Very young. They're used to it and it doesn't bother them at all. If your cat is fighting with you, simply wrap them in a towel, like you would a baby in a swaddling blanket. Wrap them snuggly, not tightly. Problem solved. edited 'cause I seem to have caught the damn your/you're desease Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Keith
    Don't worry Bytch, Liz didn't rack me. She only has rack for Steve Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Keith
    Sorry Aubrey I went off, got drunk, sobered up, and now I'm home. You shoulda been there
  25. Keith
    No, no, she's just dazed and twitching from the experience. She'll come to, they usually do Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville