ExAFO

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  1. Does IIT still have the Kitten Flinging Team? IIRC, the best kitten flingers could fling a Manx Kitten a half mile. (which is impressive, since they don't have a tail with which you can get the rotational velocity) Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  2. If you want funny--look for videos of "Bridget the Midget." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  3. Sorry Sir, Despite your great "Hey!!!" You're too white to take James Brown's old job. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  4. Colonel Walter Kurtz, "Apocalypse Now" Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  5. I just eat mexican food for dinner the night before and that morning. Olympic-class flatulence will clear your immediate area. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  6. Because they want to and they can, as a private organization. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  7. "Hi, I'll be your waiter today, and I think you should go fuck yourselves" Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  8. It doesn't matter how many times you say it, it still doesn't make it proper. Private institutions should not forbid their members from exercising their constitutional rights. Proper or not in your mind, it is legal. "Should not" does not mean "Can not." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  9. I'll say it twice this time: Private School. Their sandbox, their rules. Private School. Their sandbox, their rules. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  10. Private School. Their sandbox, their rules. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  11. It's a real pain in the ass with my abacus. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  12. I wonder who will be the first to join the mile high club in it.. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  13. "The Life of a Sperm" Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  14. I just farted. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  15. PM received Left butt cheek scratched. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  16. Would that be like quitting high school? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  17. ...Or the: -US Marshals -FBI Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  18. Fart. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  19. Wow, honesty is so refreshing on things like this.... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  20. Huh...my ex always said that Julian McMahon was "too pretty" to be 007... David Niven--my grandfather looked like him... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  21. ExAFO

    Bombing Utah?

    That's not the nastiest thing our Defense Dept has in Utah--Dugway Proving Grounds is the US DoD's Chemical Weapon Defense testing grounds. They test the chem protective gear there...So naturally, they need samples of the slime for real no-kidding tests... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  22. A filling squeeze is fucking excruciating. Get any iffy fillings replaced (w/that new tooth-colored stuff) before going diving. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  23. SOP for oil/gas thread: 1: Someone bitches. 2: Euros remind us that their prices are higher 3: Billvon's customary doomsday post, with self-congratulatory bits about his electric bike, solar panels, hybrid cars, and house located 1 nanometer from his workplace (all great, if you have the $ in the first place) 4: Someone calls Peak Oil junk science. 5: We all go skydiving on the weekend, burning x Gal/hr, depending on what the jumpship is 6: This dead horse carcass of a thread gets put back into the stable until gas prices go up a quarter or two, after a 30-cent drop. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  24. Take it back to the store, it may be under warranty. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
  25. I hate to play the ugly American, but I don't give a shit as long as i can get their gas into my Mustang. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.