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Just asking for a point of information Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I miss Z-Hills. I need to get back down there. How is Norm and M-A-X Max doing? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Hey all nus Northerners need to get a chance to get recurrent Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Every jump is a good one... even the ones that are screwed up Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I miss Z-Hills Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

So what is Kip being spanked for? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Is she cute? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Works for me! "is airtwardo there?" "what? I can't understand you" "IS AIRTWARDO THERE?" Sorry, say again" "oh god... IS... AIRTWARDO... THERE????" "huh?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (sound of gunshot through phone) PERFECT! You're hired!

Can I? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

So it is either Beer or old age catching up with you Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Turtle has lost his shell a long time ago. Have you seen his posts? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Ahh well also the fact that it was a metalic paint didn't help either Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Yes lets put even more chemicals on my nuts Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I don't know if that was on purpose or not, but damn that's appropriate. Damn typo I think I'll leave it though Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

It is only 1% of my total surface area just consult the rule of nines http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_nines Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

That's going to be interesting. Are they going to be able to put the booze on the USPAs tab Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Too bad I don't have more stories. I'll just have to do something to make them happen Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

... or the legend of my golden nuts. Dedicated to Walt. So for Holloween this past year my son said he wanted me to make a police car as his costume. Well lets just say it come out pretty well. However I had some left over spray paint. Navy blue and Gold. I was sitting around my house one night bored out of my skull. I have no computer, no cable, and didn't have my PS2 then. I was cleaning up, and I saw my spray pain out. I put it away, but at that moment a thought popped into my head. It was at that point that I sent a mass text message asking people if I should spray paint my nuts gold. One of the replies from 2fat2fly was, "You don't have the balls." Jello J said, "Everyone at SDC says you should, but you have to do the shaft as well." Some friendly bantering via texts ensued. Eventually I posted this poll here http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3001256;search_string=should%20I%3F%20Shouldn't%20I%3F%20Why%3F;#3001256 It would seem that overwhelmingly people voted yes. I don't know if they were being funny, o if they were being serious. I slacked on it for a few days. Then I decided to do it. I believe it was a Friday night. Again I was home alone and bored, so I took the spraypaint out of my closet. Got myself a plastic bag. Poked a hole in said plastic bag, and proceded to take my clothes off. There I stood neked in my living room I placed my not golden scrotum through the hole I just made in the above mentioned plastic bag. Then I sprayed. At first I thought to myself, "Hey that looks kinda cool let me take a pic of it." I then grabbed my cell phone, and then the burning pain set in. It was so painful that I was really shaking. I was shaking hard. My eyes were tearing, and it was hard for me to hold the phone to get a good pic. I remember thinking, "I gotta take this quick this really hurts." As soon as the pic was snapped I didn't even bother to check it out. I was crying, my body was shaking, my balls were burning, and now I felt the need to evacuate my bowls. I ran into the shower as quickly as I could, and only used the cold water. I was scrubbing and scrubbing to get the paint off. All the while I was blinded by my tears, and I really needed to take a dump. I wasn't about to leave the shower until I had cleaned the paint off, and the pain started to subside. After what felt like and eternity I started to feel the pain subside. Then I took care of my number 2. As I sat on my toilet I could still feel the slight burning. I got off the bowl, cleaned myself up, and then proceeded to finish drying myself off. I then felt so hurt that I decided it would be a good idea to go to bed early. I got my PJs on and went to bed, but I still could not fall asleep. "Why?" Might you ask. Well that is a simple matter of the fact that my balls were still burning. I don't think I am going to do that ever again, even if Walt says I am his hero for doing that. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=91891; Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I'd have to test it first Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Is she hot... because I would totally fuck a midget just so people would say, "You see him? Homeboy fucked a midget." Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

We love you J in the totally not gay Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I am heading up to Sanford Maine for a class for my job, and low and behold SNE is like 20 minutes away. Can anyone give me some info on this DZ? I hear it is an awesome place to jump, and if I can get a sunset load in on each day that I am done with training that would be awesome. the only problem I have is they still have last years calander of events up. I will be up there the week that spans the end of april and the begining of may Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Check out the dropzone list, and look up travel distances on Google maps Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I would love to make it, but would only be able to make the weekend at most. I shall endever to make it. Anyone wanna wax my body hair at the boogie. I figure that would be good for entertainment Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192