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Your turn in the barrel boy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Construction paper and some pressed flowers. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Not a bad idea. Could you take me back to the drop zone I landed off... 45 minutes later... How'd you make it so far out? Must have been a strange gust of wind Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

my canopy is 20 years old f111 and it feels good to me when it opens. The only problems I have had with it were packing malfunctions and I have since then become a much better packer. Are you packing it or is someone else packing it? Have you thought about putting a larger slider on it or put a pocket on the slider Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

now I will have to see if I get to keep my licenense. Nothing like riding a bicycle 45 miles to the DZ lol. The PO said he would fight for me in this situation. That is awesome Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Do as much of the courses as independant study online that way you can do it while you are working in dispatch instead of DZ.comming Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Well I went to the DMV and found out what happened. Apparently I had a Laps of 22 days last year, and so I have been driving on a suspended regi since then. It would have been nice if they told me about it. So I paid my "civil Penalty" and now I am out 8 jumps... bastards! However I am very appreciative of the officer who has been cornholed by insurance previously and I thank him for not arresting me. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

My insurance is valid, but for some reason the computer said that my regi which according to my card is valid wasn't. I hate DMV. Of course whenever you deal with the DMV it always equals time and money Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

lol thanks I needed that laugh Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

You work on that Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Yup it is retardness Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I know, but it is easier to blame every one else it's the American way

Duh the week after this one Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

99 bananas? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

So today I got into a car accident. Nothing serious my front bumper took most of the impact and no one was hurt. Not that being said I could have been arrested today, but the cop was in a good mood. I was on my way to get my girl from her daycare center. A drive I have done a lot more than I should have to seeing as how my ex no longer works in the mornings and only work 3 to 11 now. You see I blame her for the accident. Her and the old lady driving in front of me. I pulled up behind this woman driving a Mitsubishi Galant. I am watching the rear of her car while checking traffic. She starts to pull forward, so I start to look for traffic and start to roll off my clutch after seeing that there was no traffic whatsoever. All of a sudden I felt my car stop suddenly, and I was only half off of my clutch. My foot bounced off my clutch, and my car stalled. then I looked in front of me and noticed that there she was pulled over to the side of the road. Instantly I thought, "Fuck." I started my car just to assure that it worked, and wa very glad to hear my car rev to life. I pulled over put my tranny in neutral, set my brake, and turned on my hazards. She got out of her car on Old country road in traffic. Apparently she doesn't have very good decision making skills. When she came to my window I told her to pull into the dirt parking lot right next to up. We pulled into the lot, and even though she is ok and her car is not damaged she decided to call the police, and have a report written up. As the police officer was doing the paperwork something came back on the computer. Apparently according to the DMV computer my regi is suspended due to an insurance laps. About a month ago my insurance broker called the DMV, and they said everything was all current. The police officer decided not to arrest me which he could have, but he did seize my plates. Now not only am I having to suffer this embarrassment of the police officer taking the plates off of my car, but now I have to get a tow for my car, and get a ride to pick up my daughter from daycare, and myself from this dirt parking lot. My insurance card is good until January of 2009, so tomorrow I have to do battle with DMV. Hopefully by the end of the day I can have everything sorted out and get my plates back from the Police department. Now I can't autocross this weekend like I was planning to until I get my car fixed. GRRR and I was looking forward to it. GRRRR!!!!! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

If you want to open up sets just walk into a bar with a dildo strapped to your head. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I recieved this in my email kids can be so cruel some times Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Practice... see if someone can video your landings. Think about this the landing is one of the most important part of the skydive, but it only takes a split second to make the perfect landing to one that is ok to one that is passable to one that is rolling in the dirt to one that is a serious injury Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaZmY52gHM Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Ugh pulled hamstring stopped me for a bit, and tomorrow I think I may be recovered from my pack test, but I am still a little on the sore side Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

NIce Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

That' style, but shouldn't the label read more, "Hey Y'all watch this!" Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Yeah but we don't need as much room to land Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

You sound like an old guy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Hmmm... Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192