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  1. Broke

    PT Cruiser

    I'll lend you my mom's PT. Part of the text on her plate is DIVA. lol My brother is glad he finnally got his own car again Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. Did you demo before you bought it? How are your brake lines set? Before you jumped it did you have a rigger check the trim on the lines? Remember this grasshopper. If you take your time you have all the time in the world to progress. Anyone can fly any canopy at least one time. It is getting to fly it the second time that's the trick Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. When you straighten your legs what are you doing with your arms? Ask your instructor what he thinks about the position of your arms was on the last jump. Relax and have fun. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. OK so can we make fun of Luxenburg? Or how about San Marco? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. I won't disagree that they look good with the mute engaged, but when I get their gay assed songs stuck in my head I just want to shoot myself. Of course there is so much that us Yanks produce that you can make fun of our culture or lack there of, however since the sweds don't produce much culture there ins't much to make fun of. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. Thanks for the shitty musical sttylings of ABBA! Fucking swedes Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. So that's the excuse you are using for that night of drunken indescretion? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. Because we are not jumping so we are inherantly grumpy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. Who the fuck puts a U in the word color? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. It was weird I was outside at work yesterday, and we had flurries. We aren't supposed to get snow yet. This damn weather from Canada. They send us our weather, and then they invade. Problem is a Canadian can look like you or I. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. It would be kinda like listening to Enya. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. Several mistakes that all met together and ended in tragedy. ISn't that the way it always is. Tick tick tick tick BOOM! Streetlights out, Kid on bike at night, Driver of a vehicle going to fast. In this case it was a cop, but I used to live on a street where at the end was a convience store. People would speed up and down the short block all the time just to save 5 seconds to get to the conveniance store. How do we know the kid would have stopped for a cop utilizing a code 3 responce. My old partners and I would call Lights and Sirens our cloaking device. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Give her a screaming seagle, FHITAATP Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Cool...ask her if I left my black shoes under the bed, if so...could ya bring them to Texas with ya when you come back?! No problem, I feel a little second rate though. It seems she kept them in her naughty drawer waiting for you. No doubt...it's that whole 'Big Feet' thing I guess! So you don't deny that you are in fact a clown Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. Maybe she is becoming an OTR driver t stay as far away from you as possible Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. Broke

    Scam Bait

    That was awesome Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. damn wish I could go an play Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. Virginia is not cold. wear gloves and layer up cupcake Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Those guys should have done a kiss pass... lol Anyone remember the Ambiguously Gay Duo? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Obviously, you aren't a fan of swooping. Accuracy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. Are you saying you do? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. Broke

    Scam Bait

    I think you should tell him in your next email that you recieved a call from your bank, and are having the equipment, and the cash returned back to you. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. Penn and Teller Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. It's ok we still lust you babe Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. Broke

    Scam Bait

    Thanks for the laugh bro. I think it is funny when scammers dont get their way and they start to get all pissy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192