Hey, I get it. Your version of tarpit is grounded. Like not being to jump, right? That's so, um, witty. Grounded, heh.
So, show of hands: how many of y'all drive a Honda Element? C'mon, admit it. And, for those of you who don't, how many of you want one? I am so Lisa Marie's bitch. And I can probably cook better than her.