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Dude I have got it. Tie a little noose around his neck. Take him up skydiving with you, let him sort of fall with you, but don't let the noose tighten on him in freefall. Then deploy and see how well the neck of a mouse does with opening shock. Then you will know what will happen if you decide to try that yourself one day. I think I need help. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Ok, seriously. If YOU had to pick a way to go down would you pick freezing to death or drowning? no doubt!!! I think biting it's head off is more humane than those two options. You could rig up a electric chair for him using jumper cables. You'd have to get video of that though. Just take him out to the country and let him go man. Geesh. Skymama's #2 stalker -

ahhh gee thanks I think. I see you delcared yourself the same so it must be good. You better stop running stops signs though Skymama's #2 stalker -

No way, you run stop signs and can't fly a canopy. I don't sociate with the likes of people like you Skymama's #2 stalker -

sounds like a personal problem to me Maybe find another picture of it's liking and rub them together. Skymama's #2 stalker -

best idea so far, cept it would be cool to bite it's head off. make a little plexiglass holder or something for it and take him out with you next time. Say it's for science!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

Bite it's head off!!!! nutritious and delicious. Skymama's #2 stalker -

LISAMARIE! Wake up! Your dreaming again! You are one funny guy!!!! I live on this road that is one way in one way out kind of thing. Speed limit is posted 25. There are bike lanes on both sides of the street and there is a median with trees and stuff for most of the road. This is a busy area for foot and bike traffic because of the bike lanes. Thus my challenge and point taking begins. I slam the foot to the floor as soon as I turn in. Redline my baby as much as possible. I take points for each person I can get to stop or jump onto the shoulder. It's awesome. Think my top speed down that bad boy is 100 mph. People like to wave at me as I blow by them I just wave back sometimes with both hands. Lucky for me there are no stop signs, I wouldn't stop at them anyway. Lisa I must thank you for this. You rule!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

I'll give you that attitude can correlate. I don't think easily so though. And if you've never not stopped fully at a stop sign good for you. You do realize definition of stop is to cease all forward movement? I kid, I kid. It's all sunny outside and I'm stuck working. It's a trend I think. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Thought I'd stay out of this nonsense but this has got me. I don't exactly follow the rules when driving and that makes me an unaware canopy pilot???? There are many stop signs that I roll through just like the originator of this post. This is exactly the reason I don't post serious issues on here anymore. Everyone on here just wants to nit pick your shit. Like you stop at every stop sign. And I'm not saying blow through the damn thing I'm saying California stop. Actually now that I think of it, you skydive in California you are a bad canopy pilot according to some people. What kind of logic is this. Hey I missed once when peeing, that means my accuracy in landing sucks??? Listen skydiving is skydiving and driving is driving. Sure some people have tendancies but come on. I drive like a maniac and I bet one person that has seen me fly my canopy to come on here and say he is a crazy bastard under canopy. There was the one time I self induced line twists at about 800 feet, which was actually and accident and that is about as crazy as it's gets with me. Your correlation is way off sorry and my rant is over. Maybe it's because it's monday. Skymama's #2 stalker -

were they the stop signs with the white around the edges?? You know those are the optional ones right? Skymama's #2 stalker -

well maybe but it's also from a little movie called half baked. Skymama's #2 stalker -

yo B what happened to killer yo!!! Dude did you kill killer yo? Skymama's #2 stalker -

he don't got no chute. You made me spend at least 15 minutes on this. I spose if you were good enough you could get him to go forever. Skymama's #2 stalker -

it's so much easier to just reply than pm though. it's your thread anyway I think you can hijack your own thread. Back on topic, anyone who is willing to donate a intact f-16 I will proudly take delivery. I'll have to get me a pilots license though. Skymama's #2 stalker -

no no you are right, prentice was doing the principal. Could have swore it was williams as the coach. I'll have to go look in the year book now. oh oh and I had arhets for spanish I and II same building. We used to give him such a hard time. It was last period of the day for me so I was at my most unattentive. He actually got to move from that building I believe. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Stiles, didn't he have a crooked head?? He was run over in WWII or something in a fox hole. That was the rumor. Too funny. I think lewis might have been the one that was doin the principal when I was there. They didn't hide it too well. Samoan was Mr. Williams wasn't it??? He was still there, think he still is. Mr. Human there when you were? What about the really tall math teacher Paul something I believe? Skymama's #2 stalker -

Did he never have hair that is wayyyyy funny. I think he had alot of kids do stuff to him, pranks and such. He had sons that were around my age if I remember and they were goons as well. Drafting was also woodshop classroom when I was there. I seem to remember doing something devious in one of those classes but apparently my age is getting to me I wonder which english teacher you had that was a bitch!! I can think of one or two that would have done that. Teachers stayed at that school for along time because they knew it was a good place to be. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Mr. P OMFG!!!!!! He was an odd one. I once was welding and had dipped the metal in the cooling bin. Gave it to him to shin up to see how well the beads were. He grabs it after grinding it for a bit with his bare hands and then yells at me for giving him a hot piece of metal. I was like ummmm I handed it to you with my bare hands!!! I think he just wanted to save face. Seen the south park episode with the shop teacher?? I swear they based it off of him Did you make aluminum keys back then as well?? Skymama's #2 stalker -

You were spoiled. I just wasn't old enough to get the treatment like that there. I was lucky though to be one of the very first to see the B-2 in the daylight though as dad was on that project. I was lucky enough to use the b-2 simulator as well except they had the hydraulics(sp) turned off. It was still very realistic. I dove that sucker towards the ground I had the pilot go ok ummm level it off a bit. Then I banked it pretty good as well. It was sweet!!!!! Got to love the shuttle landings. I remember it flying over our house once and I was like ummmm the runway is pretty far away they aren't gonna make it. They did though. I wish I would of gotten a picture of that. Skymama's #2 stalker -

As a kid. Dad was in the AF. Are you a Scorpion then?? I am indeed a scorpion! DHS baby. I was in eigth through 10th grade there. Then my dad retired and we moved to Phoenix and that is where I finished HS. what year did you graduate? You might have known my buds. I will always consider Desert my home highschool. I was only in HS there for 9th grade, grad year was 95 but I was not there for grad, had moved. I'm in touch still with a few people from there thanks to myspace. It was weird to go back there about 5 years back, soooo many memories. Skymama's #2 stalker -

You can't have a ride in my An-2 now Skymama's #2 stalker -

As a kid. Dad was in the AF. Are you a Scorpion then?? Skymama's #2 stalker -

I was at edwards, think 87-93. I never got to see any pilots eject. A few planes did crash while I was there though. It is a test base after all. The b-1 story is just sad. They can just duct tape that bad boy back together. Skymama's #2 stalker -

that picture makes me want to cry. I love that plane!!!! If I could have anything in the world it would be an f-16 and lots o gas for it.