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In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him. Probably wasn't the same elephant. Skymama's #2 stalker -

heck you'd do that for an icecream bar filled w/ shards of glass! yes, but like jay said it depends on which 2. The sacrifices I'm willing to make Skymama's #2 stalker -

two chicks at the same time. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Well I do want to jump. You gots some money??? This damn eye thing cost me at least 5-10 jumps. Might not be till the SDA boogie when I jump next Skymama's #2 stalker -

Yes yes, after 3 and a half weeks I can finally see with both eyes again. How I contracted such infection in my eye is unknown but I can say that I never want to deal with it again. Viral pink eye of the cornea is not fun!!! My right eye is now used to being the dominate eye. I'll have to walk around with it closed for 3 and a half weeks to even them out. this has been a public service announcement. brought to you be the letter P Skymama's #2 stalker -

I didn't play. I thought I was gonna get to play with actual vaginas Skymama's #2 stalker -

They don't have any An-2s in there. Skymama's #2 stalker -

that is pretty bad, but I guarantee someone will be that this year. Who said halloween was politically correct Skymama's #2 stalker -

gonna need pictures for proof there little lady

That is mild compared to other things I have seen. It was accurate though, but you know me so....... Skymama's #2 stalker -

no way are we the same. I'm redoing it!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -

I'm thinking you do michelle catwoman outfit and I wouldn't mind. I already have my costume ideas and monkey was not in either one. Stupid generator doesn't know jack. Skymama's #2 stalker -

I'll second that!! not to mention I don't want every single word of my sentence detailed and debated. I think it would be nicer if you could show emotion and tone correctly over the internet, but even then you'd still get your words ripped to shreds. I think it's for people that like to debate, which I do sometimes, but like jay said, what is the point? Skymama's #2 stalker -

http://www.blogthings.com/whatshouldyoubeforhalloweenquiz/ It said I was supposed to be a flying monkey. I can do the flying part. Skymama's #2 stalker -

it's been awhile since I programmed and I did C++ but it's close. You should just be able to insert and if statment if(keystroke=enter) { return(0) } something to that effect. I don't know what you have to put in computer language for the keystroke=enter part though and I'm not positive about the return(0) part. YOu get the jest though no? Skymama's #2 stalker -

there I corrected it for you.... You son of a beotch!!! Maybe botulism is what I had in my eye??? Skymama's #2 stalker -

really?? I defined that from memory. That is just a super coincidence that it was the first google link. I'm just super smart. hahahaha. I knew the word but not what it exactly meant. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Botulism is a rare but serious paralytic illness caused by a nerve toxin that is produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. There are three main kinds of botulism. Foodborne botulism is caused by eating foods that contain the botulism toxin. Wound botulism is caused by toxin produced from a wound infected with Clostridium botulinum. Infant botulism is caused by consuming the spores of the botulinum bacteria, which then grow in the intestines and release toxin. All forms of botulism can be fatal and are considered medical emergencies. Foodborne botulism can be especially dangerous because many people can be poisoned by eating a contaminated food If so I think you have a pretty good lawsuit on your hands. Skymama's #2 stalker -

you know, it took me a little bit to get this, but then the days of babysitting the little brother kicked in and taaa daaaa I remembered this song. They'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends...... Just great. Lambchop cracked me up. Skymama's #2 stalker -

That one is one of the optional ones. See the white around it. It's common knowledge that the ones with the white around them are optional. Everyone knows that. Skymama's #2 stalker -

how bout Rif and Raff Tit and Tat bobo and little devil Who knows what movie that is from? hmmmm Skymama's #2 stalker -

With a broom even! Attitudes are contagious....is yours worth catching? it is. Disclaimer: Everything I have said in this thread today is not to be taken seriously as are any of my posts. Barn I know your cool and don't want to be on your SL. Everyone needs to lighten up a little though. Come on, for cereal now. Skymama's #2 stalker -

Come on, you know I was kidding. I think since you live in Ohio you should just let him go on one of the many fields around. He'll find some buddies there for sure, or become part of the food chain. I don't like the freezing idea at all I'm being cereal Skymama's #2 stalker -

Don't talk to her she can't fly a canopy because she drives bad!! Can I be spanked now? Skymama's #2 stalker -

You do that and you are being cruel. Just take the thing with you on your next car trip and when you are far away from your place, a few miles let him go. What the heck do you have to kill him for!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -