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UGH it sounds like a record that skips! Thanks for that mayberry

NO way!! LOL Miche...sounds like something I would do! Ooops!

Gold Bond. Terrible ads, but people buying it.

Bwahhhhhhhhhh well let me put it to you this way...when I die I will know what to expect Ah, Arizona! The devil wanted a place on earth Sort of a summer home A place to spend his vacation Whenever he wanted to roam. So he picked out Arizona A place both wretched and rough Where the climate was to his liking And the cowboys hardened and tough. He dried up the streams in the canyons And ordered no rain to fall He dried up the lakes in the valleys Then baked and scorched it all. Then over his barren country He transplanted shrubs from hell. The cactus, thistle and prickly pear The climate suited them well. Now the home was much to his liking But animal life, he had none. So he created crawling creatures That all mankind would shun. First he made the rattlesnake With it's forked poisonous tongue. Taught it to strike and rattle And how to swallow it's young. Then he made scorpions and lizards And the ugly old horned toad. He placed spiders of every description Under rocks by the side of the road. Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, Hotter and hotter still. Until even the cactus wilted And the old horned lizard took ill. Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom As any creator would He chuckled a little up his sleeve And admitted that it was good. Twas summer now and Satan lay By a prickly pear to rest. The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow So he took off his coat and vest. "By Golly, " he finally panted, "I did my job too well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than Hell. " Author Unknown

Well OK now it makes more sense!

Max..how about you explain it to those of us that haven't seen the commercial and have NO idea what you're talking about. Otherwise someone might throw you the pancake on the bunny.

Ya know...it's rather telling when it's 99 out and it feels chilly! LOL Trust me it has NOT been a dry heat.

In a word...no.bad bad bad Jt

Yippeee!! I remember when I was attending college here...I learned very quickly NOT to wear make-up!

the trees are whistling for the dogs you can say 113 degrees without fainting you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl and... your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" Gawd I love this place.

Oh the stories we could tell!

Show some of your mad skills! info here

turtle after that post you need to go to the BACK of the line! Lawrocket~ I can't believe how big the wee bairn is! Damn cute too!

Thanks Matt...not sufficiently caffienated at 0600

I have to tell you.. "Post Whorse" is classic!

1000 ft? I hope that this is a typo because we don't exit at that altitude. Good luck.

Miche, Mike Forsythe has been invovled with FEMA for a long time. He and Cara were at the twin towers. You can reach him here via PM with any questions you may have.

Whew! Andrea is it too much to ask if we can have them gift wrapped and delivered?

But of course.

Bwahhhhhhhhh! Touche there Clint. LMAO

Well I dare say...does the term cheap kite mean anything to ya? and are you certain you have had all of your shots? Just what kind of shots do turtles get anyway?

Well but...you are far more amusing than I

Why the teenage mutant ninja turtle dance of course!

I'm loving you too my SunnyOne! Jeep...your rig is very bright! Demon..do let me kow how that works for ya! Turtle boy...do a trick! Do two!

Share? SHARE? I don't share. Besides imagine how exhausted I would be with a 2,569 way