bbarnhouse

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  1. OMG I am gonna freeze! Never thought it would be like winter....
  2. No worries....we'll be there to hlep you out. New places can be intimidating as well as a bit confusing. Cheers!
  3. Bwahhhhhh yeah I seem to have a copy of that photo...LOL Mike recently gifted me with a mounted photo. An identical 24x30 graces the wall of the Bent Prop.
  4. Okay...but it's gonna cost ya...again! LMAO
  5. Mike will be jumping with the DZ.Commers. If anyone can capture a moment, he can! Photographs will be displayed and you can fill out an order form for those you wish to add to your collection. Truthfully, they aren't just photographs, they are works of art. Everyone should own at least one McGowan
  6. Yeah both of mine have names... Rig #1 Black Mirage...Jezabel, cuz she's a sassy little tart Rig#2 Navy Mirage...Isabow, cuz she's classy.....and she is so[ i]PURDY
  7. Aggie....I know that....my friends brother in-law started the Camelback company. I wasn't referring to the slogan/jingle but rather the importance of replenishing electrolytes in the heat. Game, set, match...
  8. Thanks Quark...maybe i should have called gatorade...
  9. Yeah I've been to Houston and Dallas and countless other cities and towns in the great Lonestar State. You're preaching to the choir.
  10. I keep telling you...it's a dry heat!
  11. Welcome to the great black abyss that is skydiving....
  12. It is already posted in this forum. "What you should know about jump run"
  13. Welcome to my world!! Was 104 here in Eloy....Perris is a walk in the park........ Buck up little buck-a-roos or I'll be calling you a whaaaaaaaaaambulance!
  14. Safety Briefing Welcome to Perris – On behalf of Melanie & Pat Conatser and the entire Conatser family I want to welcome you to Perris Valley Skydiving. Landing: 500’ (150 meters) over the runway Pattern in the grass is only N to S or S to N, not across the grass. Light and variable winds prefer South to North First person down sets the pattern. If you do not like the pattern, go to dirt area. If wrong way, angle off the grass, don’t turn too low. Set up your pattern away from the runway, over the dirt. We allow hook turns, but no spiral over the grass No carving on the grass. Please move to the side after landing Please do not walk your canopy or keep it inflated. If you don’t follow these, expect me to be walking toward you when you land. If bad spot, avoid obstacles, land safely, move towards roads. Do not stretch to get back, we have pickup vehicles. Dust devils – watch out for them, land away from them. If there are dust devils in the area, please stay OFF the grass landing area. Dust devils disappear in over the grass area. Remember, 500’ over the runway Crossing the runway: Stay back at the flags or by the fence waiting to cross Please do not move towards the runway until the plane passes If there is the nose of an aircraft pointed at you, do not cross Do NOT try to beat the airplane You will hear this warning if you are too close to the runway We will have multiple aircraft operating, and private plans also Once one has landed look for any others If you plan to walk to the grass, let manifest know and do not stand IN the grass If problems: If you have a reserve ride we encourage you to let us retrieve the gear. Your job is to land safely. If you land hard and are NOT injured, please stand up quickly and help us out with an “O” over your head to let us know you are OK. Please don’t lie on the ground and congratulate yourself on how lucky you are to have landed safely. We try to monitor all landings from the manifest office. When we see someone on the ground we have to assume you are injured. If you need assistance please raise one arm over your head. That tells us that you need assistance and we will dispatch someone to you. If you or someone near you is injured, please wave both arms over your head. This tells us that you need medical assistance. Now, here’s what you DON’T want to do. You hit hard, but are okay. To let us know you begin waving your arms over your head and yell “I’m OK”! No, you have just told us to call for medical assistance. Last, if there is a dust devil in the area, the signal to let others know is to put one hand over your head and point in the direction of the dust devil with the other. Other stuff: We will be taking pictures for the web site. Your friends and family at home can view them at PerrisCam.com. We have 4 video cameras providing live streaming video over the internet. Avoid the sun! Use sunblock! Please enjoy your stay here and jump safely!
  15. Bwahhhhhhh yeah riiiiight! Like you would really have to do that? LMAO...you da bomb babay!
  16. Don't know about a fire...but I'm thinking its time to see the "Lummy " Dance...and maybe Zenister would give us his rendition of the Sunset Swooping Tango Tango dance too!
  17. You're unprepared? Give me a break...LOL I need a maid! Oh wait...I already have one Bytch T-32 hours....I'm there....
  18. You're welcome Miche...hope that you can come out and play with us... Cheers! BB
  19. No registration is $15.00 payable when you show up not before hand. BB
  20. Welcome in from out of the shadows....we're glad you have decided to chime in. Cheers! B^2
  21. No clicky...I's juz not dat smart.
  22. LOL Jt ..unlike Eloy where everyone got discounted jumps, Perris is only offering this rate to members of DZ.com. If one's name is not on the list...they are SOL. BB
  23. Thanks hsaddler! Nice for everyome to be able to read this. Cheers! BB
  24. Sending good vibesand prayers to you , your family and Du. Warm regards, B^2