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  1. Bwahhhhhhhh no actually when it rains it means it's time to shower again LOL
  2. LOL Like my Mama used to say...you may not be cheap....but you can be had You make more money in a week than I make in a month...drinks are on you...and I only drink iced tea or diet coke. You're getting off easy
  3. If you intend to jump with Omar or Greg the answer is yes. Although a pull-up cord works well and is temporary. The loft can sew on tabs for you and provide bungee as well. The fee for that service is nominal. This is the protocol set forth by Omar and Greg. Any other FF jumps, you don't need one.
  4. ME buy drinks? You've got to be kidding! I do not contribute to the delinquency of minors
  5. Hey big boy wanna see my pull-up cord collection?
  6. Bwahhhhhhhh ever hear of the saying...you never lose your girlfriend only your turn in line? Now Quark we both know I practice the catch and release program...oo it's so hot! I mean you're so hot!
  7. I plead insanity! LOL Clay hon...a tazer would kill me rather than render me. Um do pull-up cords mean anything to ya? Oh more like be afraid....be very afraid!!!
  8. Interestingly enough, we acclimate. We learn to live within the environment. Summers are difficult here, but once you have survived one, you can do them all. Lots of folks can't and don't. Ya gotta be made of really sturdy stuff.
  9. all info here where is the best place to find flights to AZ,
  10. Yeah kind of corny, but truth sometimes is The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. Farmers are feeding their chickens ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs. The cows here give evaporated milk. The trees are whistling for the dogs! A visitor to Arizona once asked, "Does is ever rain out here?" A rancher quickly answered; "Yes, it does. Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor replied, "Yes I am familiar with Noah's flood." "Well," the rancher puffed up, we got about two and a half inched of that!" Arizonians eat hot chilies to cool off their mouths. We have learned that seat belts make pretty good branding irons! If the temperature drops below 95, we feel a bit chilly In July we discover that it only takes two fingers to drive a car, and we can get a sunburn through our windows. The best parking space is not the shortest distance, but the one with most shade. Hot water comes from both taps! It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not a soul is out in the street. We break a sweat the instant we step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work, and women's mascara running down their face is considered fashionable The biggest bicycle wreck fear is "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" We have learned that asphalt has a liquid state. Last but not least...the golf caddie's only instruction is "play for shade!"
  11. Wanted some info He called back....I was in the air as usual I had a good idea of the identity of the person calling...he called a third time and I returned the call. Yes I have been cleared by the FBI....yeah I guess I have to admit even porno pixie's have interesting pasts
  12. LOL A certain someone from the forums was calling....got the maifest ladies all in a tither. LOL
  13. For calling the DZ and telling them about my "evaluation". Talk about the eye brows being raised! So much for hiding out in plain sight
  14. I am thinking it may take several attempts...we need to decide on which day...let's hear it ladies... Dropzone.com women's way! And we will of course have to have photographs!
  15. eener, So glad that you are alright hon. Yeah it could have turned out a lot different! Thank goodness you wore your seatbelt! You're probably sore as heck too! Sending you warm comforting vibes from Arizona. ((((EENER)))) BB
  16. Well ladies what do you think? I didn't set an exact schedule for this event. Let's talk about it and come up with a plan. New Years also has the night jump as well as a party in the hangar (with prizes). Yeah I know for those that are planning on the night jump it means no drinking...but what a way to celebrate!!! You can drink afterward
  17. bump diggety bump Oh come on all you lounge lizzzzzzzards....Think December...no jumping at your local DZ...all the dropzone.commers hanging out together on the ground and in the air....drinking beer, swimming ...nig-noggery....yeah you can do it! $14 jumps for 11 days.....get on it!
  18. ((((MICHE))))) We are all loving you. BB
  19. Well wishes for your Dad from Arizona, and warm loving hugs for you Lori girl. BB
  20. Yeah, yeah well....um did she happen to mention that in your suit, iffin ya stand up next to the bus where the red stop sign arm is...you would blend right in with the bus AND the stop sign?
  21. Well yeah that's so the short bus doesn't run over you when it drops you off here! And...my camera flyer has longer hair than yours!(oh it's longer than mine too!) LOL
  22. Bwahhhhhhhhh! Oh yeah? Well my suit falls faster than your suit!
  23. Well there is no denying your canopy...you and Sudsyfist could start a club! But your canopy doesn't have the "hang ten" dude...neener neener neeeeener!
  24. But my parachute is purdier than your parachute! LOL
  25. ooooo my absolute fav.....I'mm seeing your lobster...call.