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Generally my theory is: Knock his horns off, wipe his nose, and slap his a$$ on a plate. If it is a poor cut of meat though I prefer it to be cooked a little. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

15-20 pages back I told ya my EX actually agreed to change so he could spend more than 3 days at a time with the girls. Works for him and also for me, but I'm not going to tell him that so I'll act put out of course. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

We swam a little. No one was naked. You didn't miss anything. WHATEVER -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

KatieB, Chuckie and I arrive on the 25th. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Yeah, the dress is a little (ok, a lot) much, but look how I dress at the DZ. Sports bra or swimsuit top and soffee shorts 90% of the time. I'm sure I have serious hair issues after a jump too, and makeup, yeah, whatever. I'm almost 40 and I'm sure I don't look any better than she does most of the time even when my fashion sense is turned on. That said...OMG, is that man hot. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Erica, I have to agree that downsizing that drastically right now is only asking for trouble. You will do what you want no matter what we say though because as we have seen many times before there is always going to be someone out there that will sell you the "machine" you want even if you are not qualified to fly it. Thus my advice is do what you want, but at least seek some agressive canopy skills training for your first jumps on the new main. I hope I don't read about you in the incidents forum. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

OK, that meeting was boring as hell so I've sat here and counted how many DZ.commies I've actually met and had a conversation with. Yes, I did make a list and will gladly show it to you but no way will I type it out. 127 and the bad thing is I know I've met even more at Eloy and Perris but can't remember their screen names so I didn't count them. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Didn't you read I got video????? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Disappear? WTF do you want it to do that for? You were so funny Sat night I'm glad I hung around for the entertainment. I'm also glad I keep my video camera in my backpack. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Hey, I flew video on that "jump". Of course now my eyes are going to need transplants. Also use caution when entering Perris's pool...right Bob!?! 0:0:0 for my weekend but I still had fun. I flew into ONT on Thursday night, spent time with Eric, went to Knott's Berry Farm (almost went to Disney on the day of the crash), rode a sweet bike up an on ramp at 120 mph, rode between SoCal traffic on same bike during Friday rush HOURSSSSS traffic, ate get, drank some, let ltdiver work my arm some, watched a few ugly landings at Perris, threatened to kill Kramer for talking LSD into bringing me BLUE STUFF (came real close to being sick on that one), drunk dialed kate Cooper, got drunk dialed by Kramer and Turtlespeed, shot video for the Bytch's pool going away extravaganza, got lots of hugs from everyone, flew home with the same Delta crew that flew me home after I broke my arm and they remembered me , and I must have been living right because I had my entire row of 3 seats to myself so I could stretch out and sleep all the way home. Thanks to everyone who helped make my trip fun....you guys ROCK I'm planning on getting back in the air in 2 weeks so everyone plan accordingly cause I'm sick of the 00000's. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

HH...that is your problem, not ours. Chuckie, I love the blonde. It makes you look so, so unusual. Now what are you going to do with the facial hair since it doesn't match? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

HIGH: I leave for Perris in less than an hour LOW: My arm is still not healed so I can't jump LOWER: I just realized that even if I could jump I can't because both rigs are in need of reserve repacks. HIGH: I get to see all my friends in Perris LOW: Some of my friends won't be able to be there -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Clay, what about the chick in the video room that one night????? Come on that counts even if you didn't know her name. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I'm with Phree in that I've met so many of you. Some I like, some I love, some I tolerate, and some I'd like to forget I ever head your name. I look forward to meet a few new peeps this weekend in Perris and to meeting the NorCal gang when ya'll all come to GA for our FreeFly Festival in Nov. I guess my next trip needs to be to TX or OH so I can meet that group. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

OK Kids, go to your corners and grab a beer so we can discuss this in a civilized manner. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Thanks to a youngster I have Pac Man on CD for my computer. I bet none of the kids here have ever seen a black and white TV either. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

One day we shall meet. I PROMISE....now to save some money and book a flight and find someone to fly over with me to SA cause that is a LONG LONG LONG way. Anyone game for a road trip to South Africa to meet Ferdi and his bride? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Now it lets me on but says nobody is there and I can't read anything....computers suck. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Put KatieB on it ...the chick can work wonders on flights. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Stinking thing only gives me a blank screen after I accept those silly rules they ask about EVERY time. It hates me -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

for clarity you might want to edit: Sebastian is where the Bytch will be moving Sebastien is Sebazz1 So does this mean Bytch will be locked in Sebazz's closet??? I'm confused. or maybe that is what you meant? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

If this is your welcome back boogie then it will really suck for the rest of us since I'm not military. We may need to rethink this one sweetie. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Listen you chopped up turkey. I'm flying all the way across the US so the least you can do is come down a few hours to Perris. Nothing like being all flap and no throttle cause I'll take you on anyday even with a broken arm. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

ChopChop, If you show up at Perris this weekend I will make sure you are grounded. None of us want to hear that mess from you at all. Yes, I'm still grounded. I painted my daughter's bathroom last weekend and overdid my arm so now it is swollen up and hurts like heck. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I'll be there for the fun even if I can't jump with you. No tears allowed cause if you cry I may too. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.