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I dont know if I am at liberty to say, but I will simply state that she may not be single..... I guess it depends on her definition of single _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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Dont use the blue book unless you are selling. use the nada yellow book. that is whosale price. generally taht is what dealerships go by....they buy at or below the nada at auctions (if used) and try wo sell at blue book. I used to sell cars and do some finance work for a used dealership.. pm me if you want some tips _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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you said I was a sweetie or something.. is that why you didnt talk to me much??? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am. "The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now! I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self." About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again." Happy St Patrick's Day _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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"I am so glad mom is home, this is so much better than eating soap..." _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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well I thought it was a MARTI GRAS boogie...so I brought a bunch of them... I had the darndest time simply GIVING them away.. I didnt care all that much considering the state of mind I happened to be in at the time, though. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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I totally forgot about that...damn Amazon... she hands me the phone and says something to the effect of here is sunshine.. so I start talking and you werent there.. I think it was about 15-20 seconds later she said it was your voicemail and I finally got it..it was a DD!... ahh well.. I was supurbly anebriated at the time (could you tell???) _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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I AM the sweetest thing I just WAS IN THE PAST a little closer to the line of a playa but yeah... I guess deep down I can be a "bad boy"...only if one asks very nicely though _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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hey now.. I may not be the crem de la creme, but I had my moments _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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I thought it was missy elliot... _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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fuck me if I'm wrong, but isnt your name shequanda? fuck me if Im wrong but dont you want to give me a blowjob? _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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do you beleive in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? (this one has worked for me in my "playa" days): (get a quarter or dollar, whatever) say: I bet you this dollar I can kiss you without touching you... her/him: really? then jsut all out kiss the person and say: damn I always loose my money... want to see something swell? like birds? take this for a swallow. ok those are bad.. but then again arent they all? motion to come here with a finger... say: if I can get you to come with one finger thing what I can do with all ten _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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in the town of kelarny the county of quark the citizens like to get rip-roarin' drunk and piss on the blarny ston...but the fun comes the next day when the visitors come to kiss it. sorry about the spelling.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I felt something on my shoe I tripped on a extension cord only to find I dreamt about sunshine in cognito with _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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Once upon a time, at a nerdy flight sim convention, I got a text message. I wasn't expecting messages because..well...i'm a frickin nerd. So I read it and discovered to my horror that my fly had been open since I left the Arby's. Then I remembered that I had walked past McDonalds and that's why people were starring. So I put it away, hoping that no one at at either place had noticed. No supersizing for me today. Suddenly, smoke filled the room. became alive with frantic activity... and out of nowhere I screamed like a little girl and started running. As I felt something in my shoe. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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kinda funny...I am a mut and irish is just about the only thing I am really not..HA.. well happy St.P-diddy day _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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holy smokin' hottie batman! _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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bow.... [wishing jumps soon] _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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I partied with a few of ya at the marti gras boogie, but I was so completely wasted I dont know who all I partied with... would love to party with just about anyone though _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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What I wonder is in a situation that a plane broke up in flight and people are scattered accross the sky..how many of the average jane and joes (given they werent knocked out or killed from the breakup) would be consious for the rest of the fall... I would prob have the best jump of my life... given that it is almost certain (without gear) that you arent going to make it through this...I would track and head down..transition all over the place until impact.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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columbine: working at a microbrewery when I saw it on the 5pm news. 9:11- driving from my girlfriends (now wife) house back to mine in the morning before I was to head to work. Kurt Cobain: after hearing all apologies on the radio my brothers college roomate turned the radio off and played that song on cd over and over so I could learn how to play it on guitar...after about an hour of playing that song over and over again we turned the radio back on and found out kurt was dead... When the green ranger from the power ranges was killed in action: ..ok ok ok..j/k _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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I dont know about 119's, but my 111 loves being trash packed and dumped in almost any position:) _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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wish I could visit.. wish I could visit allot of places. perhaps someday soon I will be able to travel a little more. I still want to get a few jumps with ya. we didnt have the best chance at the boogie to get many in.... _________________________________________ this space for rent.
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the funny thing is we planned those tackles... the look on everyones face when we did it was great!... so when you comin to the dark side??? _________________________________________ this space for rent.