MagicGuy
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SWEET rig. Congrats on getting an awesome rig so early in your skydiving career. I'm envious! The colors are awesome. I love yellow.. my favorite color.
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I agree. I don't know what his occupation is, just saw that he hated his job and wanted to complain about mine, too.
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Oh dude, 100% credit to you my man. I do have some morals..
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I hear ya. I almost quit my job last week because of a boss that thought he was my friend. Made 'jokes' to me like: "You're just not used to tight things. I know you fuck all those dirty whores." "What are you doing you fucking stoner? How the fuck could you miss that turn?!" And he is supposed to be my manager. Lots of screaming and swearing back and forth. Yesterday he bought me lunch and kissed my ass all day. He's still a prick.
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She's getting a second chance this weekend. If she doesn't get freaky than she's gonna be asking the tarot reader for a refund
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LOL!!
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LOL I don't think she is quite mature yet, as much as she thinks she is. She is only 18. I'm 20.
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No.. her ass is spoken for but that's about it. Hooray for Screaming Seagulls!
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Just date me Problem solved.
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LOL I haven't wrote back yet but I'll be sure to include that in the email. Thanks for the reminder!
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Gia!! Are you sad that we had 8 kids together and now we can't have anal sex anymore? We could always consider adoption! Feel better girl. This is a happy place.. crazy, but happy.
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Subject won't make sense unless you read my post from yesterday. Just wanted to update you guys on something that happened today. Said psycho tarot card chick sent me an email today basically saying that she thought about what she had told me and that if she was me she would've been freaked out and never want to see her again. She apologized for telling me what the tarot card lady said to her and that it wasn't her intention to freak me out or scare me. So, I guess that's a good thing. But she still can't take back the fact that she told me it in the first place Girls are dumb
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No! Fuck and I was so close.
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If you let me touch that, I will call you all the time. See, I called it "that". I don't even like using that word.
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I also love boobies. Boobies and beer, the two essential B's.
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Yeah, I try not to do that. And I hope I am lucky and get to meet a lot of dz.commers.
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Hey now.. I wasn't saying it like "Hey, look at that one over there!". It was more like "THAT woman actually said that". But from now on I'll just call you sunshine
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I actually never did read the rules. I figured that when I came on here for the first time and read about people having sex and swearing and this and that.. it would be hard for me to break the rules. But I'll have to go check 'em out. I always thought women hated that word. I can't believe that one actually typed it!!
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In all honesty... you can't be teasing me like that.
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You're referring to me by my real name and not my username. That's sexy...
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Ok, don't get me wrong.. I love this place and (basically) everyone here. I'm just curious what we CAN'T talk about on here? Sex, drugs, anal sex, swear words etc etc. What does it take for a post to get deleted, or for a user to get kicked off, other than bashing other people? Just curious. Mods I love you guys, don't take offense
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Well with 8 kids running around I would hope the making babies process would be complete. Maybe that's the reason that we switched to anal sex?!? STILL laughing.. fucking great.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's just friggin' made my day complete. Still laughing..
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Comment retracted. You're still the man
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You love it and you know it. You are totally turned on by reading these posts. You can't lie. Next thing YOU'LL be wanting to marry me.