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  1. When did Funks get a sex change?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  2. stitch

    Tittie sex

    Before or after the cleveland steamer? isn't that called a "chili dog"? How does a man that waxes his scrotum, steal all my good lines?? This thread needs an enema. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  3. I just might be...i am into some sick twisted shit!! (get it "shit", i crack myself up) You're gonna give Walt a big head now!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  4. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleveland+steamer "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  5. You need to find a woman that is into Scat, then she'll do the begging. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  6. Ummm, Clint ain't no kid. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  7. Good things cum to those who wait. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  8. I have a pet rock named Turtle. And true to his namesake, he just pretty much lays there. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  9. Maybe Walt is confused about his sexuality. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  10. I can ban you on the first try. Wanna see? Yes, please. I didn't get to see Turtle banned the 1st time. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  11. What???? No more Prime Rib??? Those bastards. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  12. You telling me that you could Angelina Jolie to have hott monkey sex with me. I was crushed when all I got was a handjob. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  13. He should try borrowing Kurt Cobain's shotgun. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  14. Are you sure it wasn't Owen Wilson?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  15. I dunno, did she look like she would put out on the 1st date?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  16. But stay away from a certain B........ He's probably staying in that very room. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  17. stitch

    Dog Names

    What was Mark's response to "Bark Bark"?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  18. Get a FedEx uniform. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  19. stitch

    Johnny Gates

    Johnny doesn't need a parachute anymore. He has wings.
  20. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  21. What do you mean "IF"?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  22. Who is the Freakiest of all?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  23. You left out the bigggest boogie EVER. Saturday Night Fever. Ah, Ah, Ah, staying alive, staying alive. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"