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  1. My only question is what kinda lube did he use?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  2. To fuel up the afterburner with Hormel Chili. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  3. After sex with a ? A tetanus shot. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  4. stitch

    titanic

    Hmmm.....I don't know. Depends on how much she had Lee insured for. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  5. So what's the story? Happened to me twice... too many damn points on my record... Of course, I didn't care. I kept driving... until I got pulled over and they found me driving with a suspended license and tacked the extra ticket on for that... not to say I didn't deserve that.. This last time I just didn't know. My mail goes to Florida and I've been working out of Chicago. I got a minor ticket for expired plates last summer, that I paid late. Seems the judge imposed a $500 fine for paying late and had the state suspend my license. I have retained the services of an attorney to straighten this out. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  6. stitch

    NO Smoking

    I wouldn't be surprised in the USA, if they start having open season on smokers before too long. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  7. OK, women post your Hoo-Hoo. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  8. stitch

    titanic

    I thought real women wanted romance. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  9. I didn't get nothing. I had to pay $500 dollars and pick-up all of the garbage. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  10. make that a steak and a blow job and i'm so there.... I'm cheap, I'll settle for just a blow job. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  11. stitch

    Dexter

    You say that like it's a bad thing. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  12. stitch

    Pie

    I likes me some pepperoni pizza pie.
  13. Who is coming to Tennessee to pick me up?? My driver's license is suspended. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  14. Forget all those others, you're wasting your money. The only 2 boogies anybody needs to plan for in 2007 are Dublin and Lost Prairie. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  15. Ummm.........theres a reason nobody's recieved anything from Santa. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  16. Crossdressing again huh?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  17. Did you get any good stuff? Only thing left, was some nice roasted venison. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  18. I accidentally shot down Santa's sleigh with a homemade SAM. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  19. Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  20. stitch

    Merry Christmas

    It's not Christmas here for 11 more hours, but Merry Aussie Christmas to ya anyway.
  21. The X-Mas I had a Parrot instead of a Turkey for dinner. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  22. I used to have a doggie named "Quiche Lorraine". "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  23. That kinda looked like a girl. Was it you???? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater"
  24. You don't need funks for this one. Just wake from your slumber. Don't hate.