SkydiveMonkey

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  1. 0:4:1 Beer due to first rodeo dive
  2. The pilot must have the thing way out of trim - we normally get to 10,000 in about 20 - 25 minutes. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
  3. your supposed to have a tea spoon of suger and heat it up, then have that with the absinthe. It is legal again in the UK. In some clubs I've been to, they put a stamp on your hand to stop you having more than one, as a lot of people can't handle it. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
  4. Everyone is posting numbers, but no-one is being told how good I am in bed !! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
  5. Becuase it's funny. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
  6. Especially true to skydiving I think When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
  7. Just changed my sig cos of the Random homer Quote Generator ... When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
  8. SkydiveMonkey

    Bugger.

    I would I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  9. Jumping a student zerox as his rig - needed a repack !! Just out of date though. It took him ages to come down, I pulled at 3500 also jumping a student kit (as mine hasn't been delivered yet), and landed about 3 minutes (at least) before he landed in a field about 200 metres away from the arrow. He could steer but not very much. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  10. 749 so far I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  11. 719 I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  12. Ok then, Mine's 4919. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  13. If we all kept our grips, we would have had a 4 way Mr Bill from a round !!! That would have been good. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  14. SkydiveMonkey

    Bugger.

    This is why I call the dz anyway, just to make sure (my dz is 42 miles away, so it's best to check)
  15. He was a big guy landing under a Lo-po (24 foot) so he landed quite hard and it winded him, but he's ok. Just pleased to be down. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  16. My friend had a 10,000 foot round reserve jump today as when we exited a 4 way, he caught the reserve pin on the door and pulled it out. Just a word of warning - it can happen !! I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  17. My friend had a 10,000 foot round reserve jump today as when we exited a 4 way, he caught the reserve pin on the door and pulled it out. Just a word of warning - it can happen !! I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  18. I can land under a pilot chute. Won't be able to erm... breathe / walk / live after it but hey. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  19. Cani loaded the 46 at between 3.5 and 4.1 as I recall. Even at a 1:1 loading, the canopy would still turn like a f***er. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  20. Vote more than once. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  21. I personally get a "fresh" pair of school girl's panties every da - Straight from the school girl. Something to do in the mornings init. School girls are better than my missus anyway. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  22. The original Blue Track was the first canopy to use zp material. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  23. Heard a rumour that Luigi Cani is going to be flying a VX-36 sometime soon. Is that true? I thought the 46 was crazy !!! I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  24. Have a little fan on the back of him to get him back to good altitude. Could be wicked. I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver
  25. They're more than 60 sq/ft. It's just the type of canopy. I've seen ones for sale which were 179 sq/ft. Get in touch with PdeF - I'm sure they'll help you out. www.parachutes-de-france.com I'm not crazy - I'm a Skydiver