I love talking about skydiving dreams! Lately, I have regularly been having malfunction dreams. It seems like my reserve always opens a quarter of a second before I flare(I'm a kick ass swooper in my dreams, even on a last second reserve opening). One time recently I had this dream where my reserve opened with one of the risers disconnected. Luckily, I was able to grab it before it got away and still make a killer swoop. How bout dem apples?
"How do you like my groin to your foot style?"