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nope... They're all working... us enlisted Marines, however, have no life and lots of free time... gotta love the airwing!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I was in Perris on Tuesday... Nice all day and uncommonly warm at altitude... I'm just mad that I missed the jet jump last saturday and won't make it to Perris this weekend... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Yes, that is true. I guess i should've said: Stitch broke my heart by not coming to visit me saturday. Dont cut him any slack he stood you up plain and simple, when next you see him, stab him with a fork I've always preferred the spork and the MRE spoon for assault and embedding in another person's flesh... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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this is the only one I see... From what I've seen so far, everything else is important and relevant information or questions regarding the world of skydiving... (Edited cuz mah gramer and speliing sukz) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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jtval... i'll be in eloy sometime between now and tuesday... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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i've had a coleman since high school (about 5 years now) and the tent itself is still in great shape... I've got 2 broken poles that I need to replace (that's what happends when you let someone else put the tent up) and there's a hole in the bag that holds it from it being dragged back in high school by some lazy bastard... I would've carried the damn thing instead of the beer if I'd known that, although he probably would've shaken all the beer on purpose then... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'm down... I suck, but I'm down for an ass whoopin... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What a coincidence... I'll be in Eloy over the weekend... Someone get Bill Nye on the phone! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ya, just make sure all your drinks come with an umbrella... we'll make it a hawaiian day it'd be a slightly smellier version of seeing a Ghallager show live... DON'T FORGET THE TARPS AND PONCHOS!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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just don't stand too close... due to the lack of knowledge on poo traveling at high speeds and impacting objects, I can't tell you whether it'll just flaten out or explode on contact and head in a million different directions... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Yes, it is. Now how the hell am I supposed to get any sleep when rough guys like you are posting on DZ.com instead of saving this country?? sleeping pills... lots and lots of sleeping pills
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Who's the person gettin' their jollies from touchin' that opossum's nether-regions in that pic? Opossum porno is only for special occasions and holidays... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Personally, I'd go for the attempt from the sky... It'd be interesting to experience something a pidgeon does on a regular basis... I wouldn't attempt for any object except the concrete though... easier clean up... just hose down the driveway. (not that cleaning up a turd that hit the ground at 120+ is anywhere near easy) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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it's gotta be... otherwise, the bonfire would be a pretty boaring place to look... Hell, if it's called the bonfire, I'd think of sittin around the bonfire, drinkin' with a coulple buddies, talkin about whatever the hell comes to mind. This definately fits. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Then what's it for??? I still want to know the answer to my initial question by the way... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Isn't that what the bonfire is for??? Pointless questions and comments you'd ask or state in no other location for the sheer purpose of enjoyment, laughter, and even a little embarrassment to share your twisted mind and thoughts with the .commers??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I just watched "Me, Myself, and Irene" and this thought just popped into my head... If you had some neighbors you completely despised, would you take a dump on their lawn? If so, would you do it in the middle of the day, at night, or would you do a naked jump and do it under canopy if you lived near a DZ? Would you aim for the yard or go for something a little better like their dog or their car... maybe their head while they're mowing the lawn??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The answer. to what? The answer. I couldn't find it on the net. What's the question? Some asked me a ??? and still can't find the answer. 1. Who has the most jumps and how many. 2. How many DZ's in the world ? Anyone else reminded of "Who's on First?" By the way... who is on first??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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So much for PG... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I came close... 5,111,116 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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100.8 miles... Living in the middle of nowhere has it's downsides... If this were a more popular area, it'd make for a great DZ, but people don't really like barren desert... Hell, I have to drive 30 miles just to get to a Wal-Mart Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I don't really get Kwanzaa... It was started by a man that went to prison for beating a couple women during an initiation of some sort... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Welcome to the Forums!!! Blue Skies... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Eloy... http://www.skydiveaz.com/index.html Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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My dad is kinda neutral... gives the usual whuffo comment... "Why would you ever want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" I always reply with a different smart ass answer... the next one will be because someone farted in the plane... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=498123;search_string=fart%20in%20plane;#498123 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2571336;search_string=fart%20story;#2571336 My mom first said she didn't want to know when I was jumping till after I was back on the ground. (Of course, I called her right before I jumped) Since then, she's made a tandem out in Perris and wants to jump again. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.